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If Taylor Swift got arrested, what would you think she did?
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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
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I'd think she broke into an ex-boyfriend's house
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scrodumb lemmy.ca scrodumb@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2026-08-23
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Endorsed another Democrat
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countvon lemmy.world countvon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-09
#3 · Quote Reply

Tax evasion.
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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
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scrodumb wrote:
Endorsed another Democrat

It would be really awesome if she got arrested for starting an epic musical rally
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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
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countvon wrote:
Tax evasion.

The woman who invented Barbie got in trouble for that
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davel lemmy.ml davel@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-07-08
#6 · Quote Reply

I assume she’d do whatever it is that every other multibillionaire does.
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Riverview_Legal lemmy.ca Riverview_Legal@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2024-03-28
#7 · Quote Reply

War crimes in Myanmar.
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echo lemmy.today echo@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-03-10
#8 · Quote Reply

Probably told Trump to fuck off.
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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
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echo wrote:
Probably told Trump to fuck off.

That would be an honourable reason
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DrSleepless lemmy.world DrSleepless@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-09
#10 · Quote Reply

Punched Kanye in the face
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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
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DrSleepless wrote:
Punched Kanye in the face

I wouldn't blame her
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TraipsersWill lemmy.world TraipsersWill@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-14
#12 · Quote Reply

I'd think it was because she got back together, despite promising to never, ever-ever do that.
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FreeAZ sopuli.xyz FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-29
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echo wrote:
Probably told Trump to fuck off.

Except her music has been used in ICE propaganda and she got put under fire for explicitly not doing that. Fuck all billionaires.
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AngryCommieKender lemmy.world AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-02
#14 · (edited) Quote Reply

Attempting to privatize a public beach, again. Or something similar that billionaires do.
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Manalith midwest.social Manalith@midwest.social
Joined: 2024-02-19
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AngryCommieKender wrote:
Attempting to privatize a public beach, again. Or something similar that billionaires do.

Billionaire offenses are not arrestable offenses, it'd have to be protesting or something, but doesn't really seem like her thing.
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