My mother asked my sister if she was trans because a cub scout leader molested her.

Anon is based

That's how you become a trans person, wow

That's how you become a *boy scout

Can confirm :(

Every time they say his nickname he chuckles slightly, then frowns and mutters under his breath "more like snake harmer"

carbon-based

Haha lol no, it was the priest, the cub scout leader was nailing dad, thought you knew that?

AMAC assigned male at camp

Aww poor snek :(

Wow that's certainly a link to make.

Is it a known fact that a cub scout leader molested your sister, or did your mother reverse-engineer all that from the transness?

2nd (afaik)

What the actual fuck is wrong with your "mother"?

I am aware that is no way to speak about someone's family, but my dude... What the fuck?!

Fake: Snake active at night

Gay: Played with a "snake" until it's head exploded

so, so many things

Swinging a snake until its head exploded? Anon was clearly abused.

fake: op left house

gay: op in scouts

A pretty common link to make, for conservatives. They think being queer is unnatural, but some of them also love their kids and are unable to think of them as a morally corrupt "other" like their propaganda teaches them. The way to resolve that tension is to conclude that their child's "deviation" isn't the fault of the child, but rather was "forced upon them" through sexual abuse.

I was never in scouts. Guess I missed out.

My gfs still ask me if I'm gay though.

you forgot the fact it was in front of a crowd of other men.

another victim of toxic masculinity

It was the smacking it against the tree part that made its head explode.

Everybody in scouting knows you don't wait until it gets dark to collect your firewood or pitch your tent.

OP has repressed their childhood trauma.

Ah yes, good point

I can't tell you how many times I did both of those though. Never by plan of course, but it happened

Greentexts hits like nothing else does.

So long gay Bowser.

This is too good of a comment

Imagine you’re just minding your snake business when some mouthbreather turns your ass into a makeshift helicopter and explodes your head on a tree.

Everyone knows you shouldn't, but sometimes you have to. Sometimes you don't get to your camp site until dark, and you just have to make do.

It doesn't sound like that's what happened in this story though, assuming it's true at all (it isn't).

The dreaded trouser snake, it must have been.

Holy shit your sister wins worst parent of the year

!ThatHappened@your.instance

That poor animal. Absolutely torturous way to go