Is it gay to use your hand?

Possibly.

Only if you swallow

At this point, the word dangerous should come first.
Pun unintended.

It's gay to pull your foreskin back to wash behind it.

That's why so many Americans are circumsised

I'll never forgive my parents. I'll never know what it was like having it.

If you perform oral sex on yourself, does it feel like you're giving a blow job or receiving one?

I swallow my own nut, that don't make me gay.

Does if you like it ;)

Is it gay to suck your homie's dick through a real life portal? (glory hole) For context, you're both wearing socks.

I remember a reddit post from a contortionist who reported it's more like giving one.

I would think so.

And are you getting off from touching a dick or having a man's hand touch your dick?

as far as i can tell, it'd only be gay if you both took the socks off

Smelly, unless you're gay.

Finally, someone with some culture

TIL

Self-Suck enthusiasts never seem to worry about this conundrum until after the stretches.

In any case: It’s pretty hard to focus on the blowjob with a dick in your mouth. I mean, not that I would know…

It's not gay if you keep your socks on

Nah, that's just masturbating

Still not gay.

Makes sense.

Not to worry, the unwashed ass will reek a fair bit more. Only gays reach that far up between the cheeks.

Kinda. 69ing feels more like sucking than being sucked. It's one thing if it's just curiosity, but if you keep doing it…

Wait, here's the tie breaker:

Did you jizz in your mouth while watching yourself suck yourself off?

Edit: >!I hope you don't think this is meant seriously, I'm not trying to define anyone else's sexuality. It's a shitty ask joke community, and that's the goal here!<

only if you finish in your mouth

giving

Don't worry, I didn't take you seriously. lol.

Yes, but only because you're using the portal gun, the oral sex is no homo

Does masturbating feel like giving or getting a handjob?

It actually would be gay NOT to. Common misunderstanding, but thems the facts.

Yes

Only if you're gay