And to that end you want him to take your money?

Somebody heard a funny joke and wanted to turn it into a meme. Browsed through the template catalogue of the meme generator and found the angry guy with the orange hair. Close enough. Done

Who finds a even worse template?

This user in particular doesn't seem to understand how to use the existing meme templates correctly.

Hey OP, I highly recommend you browse knowyourmeme to acquaint yourself with the rich internet history and lore you're attempting to invoke.

Here is the explainer on the Fry, shut up and take my money meme:
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/shut-up-and-take-my-money

This one wins

Nah, keep it going.

Homeopathic drug dealer!

Lol I just shared the meme, not created it, I thought the same about the template, but it's still funny you know...

lmao i love that it is inconsistent, it's very Fry.

Oh god that's fucking wretched.

You can’t get worse than this. Prize is yours.

I came in to this thread thinking something similar and I don't like how old it sounds reading it.

Omg you're going to make me come

back and demand my money back

Bath salt more likely

Fry becoming a meme template and then going online and misusing it and getting roasted for it is a viable Futurama plot.

Ok, this was the template that first came up when I opened imageflip, might just be the default template, but this one actually works.

I would argue this is the best meme format. For most things!

You failed the task succesfully. This works perfectly.

It is appropriately get-off-my-lawn levels of energy, right? What's terrible about becoming old is running out of fucks to give about sounding old 😉

You could always do something like this:

Actually I came to suggest Kratom -- it does not show up in drug tests, even for opioids (bc it's not an opioid though it binds to opioid receptors)

There was a dark period in my life where I was getting not just urine tested, not just hair tested, but also body-hair tested, across the full 10-panel spectrum. But I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of (this particular) man, and so I discovered Kratom.

Because drugs are funny!

Hey, quit recommending gas station heroin to people. Stick to ruining your own life and fuck off trying to get others to ruin theirs.

Damn... something touched a nerve.

I've met many people who say they were able to wean themselves off actual opiates by using Kratom.

I've used Kratom and managed to neither overdose nor get myself addicted or whatever. It's not actually heroin. Yes it can be addictive and abused. Happier?

This entire chain of bad drug dealer memes has made my morning. Thank you all.

Damn… something touched a nerve.

The fact your first advertising point for kratom is that "it does not show up on drug tests" says everything. If you came in suggesting it to someone saying they're struggling with opioid addiction, then yeah, maybe (although it's inconclusive). Just showing up and recommending this dangerous, addictive garbage with no caveats, though, is gross.

It’s not actually heroin.

Yeah, that's why I called it "gas station heroin"; it, like you said, binds to μ-opioid receptors. It's functionally a bootleg opioid being sold in gas stations. "Gas station heroin" fits.

10/10 no notes

This one's perfect because it actually works. 0/10.

Yeah like I said I just opened the site and said fuck it I’ll shove the content into the first template and see if it works.

The rest I just hit random and did the same lol. Happy coincidence they worked

It’s wild how easily this stupid meme fits into a variety of templates

Back in my day we had six image macros and a font, and we all had to share the font!

Why is your dealer holding hands with your drug test?

The Uno hand got me though

It also is quite shit compared to the real deal. Always go for proper heroin if you have the option!

Angry upvote because of funny comment section but why did you pick this meme format??

Not me hehe, I just shared it :)

Such Emotions

Have you considered Xanax?

blows dust off

Turns out he was high on life.

Meme gatekeeping.

Now I've seen everything!

Not to gatekeep yet again, but have you considered switching from the Drake meme to the Geordi one? No one likes Drake. Everyone loves Star Trek and Reading Rainbow.

Bold assumption.