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Fellow mem, how often do you notice pissy pants after you get done peeing?
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CaptainMan251 lemmy.world CaptainMan251@lemmy.world
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TootSweet lemmy.world TootSweet@lemmy.world
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#2 · (edited) Quote Reply

Squeeze the urethra (it runs along the bottom of the penis) from perineum (from behind the scrotum) up to tip of the penis after you finish peeing. That'll get the last of the urine out of your urethra so it won't end up in your pants, which will probably solve the problem. Unless you're incontinent, but that's a different situation and if you suspect that, it probably deserves a trip to the doctor.

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Potato Lover 💾 No brain found lemmy.sdf.org user224@lemmy.sdf.org
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#3 · Quote Reply

What do you mean? Drops?
I push out remaining urine manually (squeezing it out from the base), then dab off with toilet paper.

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buttmasterflex piefed.social buttmasterflex@piefed.social
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Strengthening the pelvic floor muscles can also help with this. Air squats, kegels, and other exercises can help. One such exercise is: lie on the floor with hands by your side and knees bent so the feet are flat. Lift the hips off the floor while maintaining contact with the floor with your back. Hold for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat 3-5 times per round.

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Jerb322 lemmy.world Jerb322@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#5 · Quote Reply

What do you mean? Drops? I push out remaining urine manually (squeezing it out from the base), then dab off with toilet paper.

And a bit of a jiggle...

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CaptainMan251 lemmy.world CaptainMan251@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-18
#6 · (edited) Quote Reply

Strengthening the pelvic floor muscles can also help with this. Air squats, kegels, and other exercises can help. One such exercise is: lie on the floor with hands by your side and knees bent so the feet are flat. Lift the hips off the floor while maintaining contact with the floor with your back. Hold for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat 3-5 times per round.

User name checks out. You would know about how to strengthen the pelvic floor <3

No FR great advice.

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CaptainMan251 lemmy.world CaptainMan251@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-18
#7 · Quote Reply

What do you mean? Drops? I push out remaining urine manually (squeezing it out from the base), then dab off with toilet paper.

This is why I sit, get all the shit out and then dab it

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CaptainMan251 lemmy.world CaptainMan251@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-18
#8 · Quote Reply

Squeeze the urethra (it runs along the bottom of the penis) from perineum (from behind the scrotum) up to tip of the penis after you finish peeing. That'll get the last of the urine out of your urethra so it won't end up in your pants, which will probably solve the problem. Unless you're incontinent, but that's a different situation and if you suspect that, it probably deserves a trip to the doctor.

Agreed, do not put off a trip to the doctor, especially if it is not normal for you. Could have bigger issues than just a little pissy pants

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Bluegrass_Addict lemmy.ca Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca
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#9 · Quote Reply

1 word....

Helicopter

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buttmasterflex piefed.social buttmasterflex@piefed.social
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User name checks out. You would know about how to strengthen the pelvic floor &lt;3 No FR great advice.

Gotta keep that booty flexin', you know?

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southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) sh.itjust.works southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-19
#11 · Quote Reply

Never.

I'm old. I'm disabled. So I fucking sit down to pee like a civilized being.

Then I shake, wiggle, or otherwise assist things to drip out. Then clear the pipe from the bottom up and repeat. Then I'll blot things to be sure.

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Deacon lemmy.world deacon@lemmy.world
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#12 · Quote Reply

It’s one battle after another

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BassTurd lemmy.world BassTurd@lemmy.world
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#13 · (edited) Quote Reply

Pete Holmes nails it.

https://youtube.com/shorts/ceHFmy4Ck0k

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CaptainMan251 lemmy.world CaptainMan251@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-18
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Never. I'm old. I'm disabled. So I fucking sit down to pee like a civilized being. Then I shake, wiggle, or otherwise assist things to drip out. Then clear the pipe from the bottom up and repeat. Then I'll blot things to be sure.

I am not disabled, and I still sit. Sitting is superior.

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lntl lemmy.ml lntl@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-04
#15 · Quote Reply

How often do I notice? Not very often.

How often is there piss in my pants? Idk, probably every day but not enough that I notice.

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Notyou sopuli.xyz Notyou@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-12
#16 · Quote Reply

I don't. I use a piece of toilet paper to get any extra piss off my dick. If you have extra in the urethra then shake it out more.

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manuallybreathing lemmy.ml manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-08-02
#17 · Quote Reply

I am not disabled, and I still sit. Sitting is superior.

Never pass an oportunity to sit down

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Krudler lemmy.world Krudler@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
#18 · Quote Reply

None, I lick the tip clean before stowing it.

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ace_garp lemmy.world ace_garp@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-09
#19 · (edited) Quote Reply

If you want zero drops.

Gather your pants up to your gooch, and pin them there.
Wide A stance when shaking.

No drops.

  • Also, if you are talking lack of control and minor incontinence, never hold your pee.

Not going straight away, and getting up to the 'busting' levels is what weakens the muscles used for holding urine.

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nocteb feddit.org nocteb@feddit.org
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#20 · Quote Reply

For some people it can help to press between the balls and the taint to get some leftovers out. It can be easily done when shaking using your middle fingers.

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YiddishMcSquidish lemmy.today YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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#21 · Quote Reply

Almost never.

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jeeva lemmy.world jeeva@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-29
#22 · Quote Reply

I am not disabled, and I still sit. Sitting is superior.

There's even a German word for it! Sitzpinkler. Surveys show it's popularity amongst German men.

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GonzoAtBarstow lemmy.world GonzoAtBarstow@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-10-01
#23 · (edited) Quote Reply

It's got nothing to do with piss!

https://getcalicocutpants.com/

reference from s2e4 of I think You Should Leave with Tim Robertson

ps: you gotta give

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