Once when I went to the school health center for anti-diarrhea meds they told me they couldn’t give it to me without me seeing the doctor first, and the soonest appointment was in a few hours.

They told me I had to make an appointment… for diarrhea. Motherfucker, what???

I broke my fucking back and the (US) university medical center doctor only gave me ibuprofen. And that was after she called me a liar and refused to take an xray. I really should have sued the shit out of them.

All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your choice - Manic Depressive Mouse or The Bluebird Of Unhappiness.

I thought the american healthsystems policy would be to give you enough opiates to get you addicted, then send you home with a 100k+ bill, sounds like you got off easy

The nurse doesn't want to deal with all that, so they just call ICE and get the student deported or shot

Man the fuck up and run it off. This is high school! The strong survive!