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Russian radicals baptize Moon to β€˜make it Orthodox’
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EatingOnions lemmy.world EatingOnions@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-04-04
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𝔄 𝔰𝔒𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔒𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔒𝔠𝔒 𝔬𝔣 𝔠π”₯𝔒𝔒𝔰𝔒 lemmy.world zakobjoa@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-03
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I baptized Russia and it's now gay.

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ladicius lemmy.world ladicius@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-16
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I baptized Russia and it's now gay.

It works! The ruzzkis all are sucking dick now, and they like it.

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shameless lemmy.world Shameless@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-08
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It works! The ruzzkis all are sucking dick now, and they like it.

This was a truly powerful baptism! It worked on me and I'm not even in Russia!!

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Nouvellalia lemmy.world Nouvellalia@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-16
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Sorry, I already baptized it, but I did it with sex
Moon sex
Sex with the moon
So it's double stamped no takebacks.

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AllNewTypeFace leminal.space AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
Joined: 2023-08-20
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That’ll only work until the Mormons retroactively baptise it to have been LDS all along.

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