RetroFed Forum

Welcome to the nostalgia-filled piefed instance of yesteryear.

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If you have a question or comment you can post in !meta@retrofed.com or message @DosDude@retrofed.com or @Die4Ever@retrofed.com

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Some rules we try to uphold:

Be civil. Bigotry is not welcome. This includes (but is not limited to): transphobia, queerphobia, racism, ageism and ableism. We do not promote hate.
Communities need to be Retro or Retro-adjacent.
Please don't upload pornographic content. (use an external image host for that)

ooli3@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2025-06-04

yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2025-03-10

Heyyyyy, bottoms do have to do so much bottoming preparations, it is insulting to call a bottom as lazy!

The tops coming in, coming in in different way, and it's done for them, lazy tops!

MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml Joined: 2023-06-10

Fr bottoms put in all the real work

cybervseas@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-12

"You know why I didn't top? Because it's too small! I don't care about it! It's nothing to me! It's a bacterium! I travel in worlds you can't even imagine! You can't conceive of what I'm capable of! I'm so far beyond you! I'm like a god in human clothing! Lightning bolts shoot from my prostate!"

Varesti@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-08-14

I couldn't decide between these two, so here, have both!

riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-07-04

yup that's right. i'm lazy uwu
watchu gonna do about it? >:3

teslekova@lemmy.ml Joined: 2026-08-05

Ha! You kidding? If I had to do the level of prep required I'd be too tired to do anything. 😄

ThemboMcBembo@beehaw.org Joined: 2023-06-21

Heh. "Bums"

einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-04-08

Yes! But also no.

After all its actually the the bottom who is in charge to decide what can happen + prep time effort + diet planing.

But yeah ima be lazy af

GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2025-10-18

We're partners in real estate... And life

Bluedragon012@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-04-12

You keep the men who work for you.

Welcome to the nostalgia-filled piefed instance of yesteryear.

Open Registration with Application questionnaire.

If you have a question or comment you can post in !meta@retrofed.com or message @DosDude@retrofed.com or @Die4Ever@retrofed.com

In case of downtime and/or emergency, we will post updates on @DosDude@mastodon.social

Some rules we try to uphold:

Be civil. Bigotry is not welcome. This includes (but is not limited to): transphobia, queerphobia, racism, ageism and ableism. We do not promote hate.
Communities need to be Retro or Retro-adjacent.
Please don't upload pornographic content. (use an external image host for that)