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The Picard Maneuver
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kbal
fedia.io
kbal@fedia.ioJoined: 2023-11-03 |
Even in the afterlife your engineering skills are still super valuable? Sounds like my kind of religion. |
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ccunning
lemmy.world
ccunning@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-01 |
Even in the afterlife your engineering skills are still super valuable? Sounds like my kind of religion.
No rest for the weary |
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The Picard Maneuver
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The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-22 |
No rest for the weary
Megafurnace failures are the exception. It's mostly setting up printers and walking people through things over the phone. |
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TotallyNotSpez
lemmy.world
AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-04-20 |
Megafurnace failures are the exception. It's mostly setting up printers and walking people through things over the phone.
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Not a newt
piefed.ca
lemmyng@piefed.ca Joined: 2025-06-07 |
Chief O'Brien, arriving in hell: "Finally, respite from all the torture!" |
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jaybone
lemmy.zip
jaybone@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-02-08 |
Chief O'Brien, arriving in hell: "Finally, respite from all the torture!"
There he has 100 wives. |
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fonix232
fedia.io
fonix232@fedia.io Joined: 2023-06-13 |
There he has 100 wives.
He has to pass through 100 rooms to get to his dinner of mash and stew. Each room holds a Keiko. Each Keiko is angrier than the previous by 20-40%. Each Keiko has an issue Miles has to solve while the Keiko yells at him. |
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cattywampas
lemmy.world
cattywampas@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-12-30 |
Why did Scotty go to hell? 😢 |
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Sundray
lemmus.org
sundray@lemmus.orgJoined: 2023-12-19 |
Why did Scotty go to hell? 😢
For habitually exaggerating repair times so that he’d look like a miracle worker. |
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Sundray
lemmus.org
sundray@lemmus.org Joined: 2023-12-19 |
Megafurnace failures are the exception. It's mostly setting up printers and walking people through things over the phone.
Oh yeah, that’s the stuff. |
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The Picard Maneuver
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The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-22 |
Why did Scotty go to hell? 😢
Hmm, is general drunkenness a sin? Or maybe all red shirts are just damned. |
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cattywampas
lemmy.world
cattywampas@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-12-30 |
For habitually exaggerating repair times so that he’d look like a miracle worker.
"Starfleet captains are like children. They want everything right now and they want it their way. But the secret is to give them only what they need, not what they want." |
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ccunning
lemmy.world
ccunning@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-01 |
Megafurnace failures are the exception. It's mostly setting up printers and walking people through things over the phone.
…checks out… |
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Thebeardedsinglemalt
lemmy.world
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-07-17 |
"Starfleet captains are like children. They want everything right now and they want it their way. But the secret is to give them only what they need, not what they want."
LaForge: But don't you hold the rank of Captain? |
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spittingimage
lemmy.world
spittingimage@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-20 |
Why did Scotty go to hell? 😢
He didn't, he went to Stovokor. He's about to fistfight Satan for the keys to the utility cupboard. |
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ViatorOmnium
piefed.social
ViatorOmnium@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-11 |
LaForge: But don't you hold the rank of Captain?
A wise leader recognises the pitfalls of the job. |
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