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Mandarbmax lemmy.world Mandarbmax@lemmy.world
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otacon239 lemmy.world otacon239@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-10-07
#2 · Quote Reply

I don’t remember the exact company, but it was for a porn site, so not as crazy as it sounds.

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nymnympseudonym piefed.social nymnympseudonym@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-25
#3 · Quote Reply

How do you expect me to get into the mood, have a fully satisfying experience, and clean up in just 30 minutes?!?

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FartsWithAnAccent fedia.io FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io
Joined: 2024-03-03
#4 · (edited) Quote Reply

"Ok, I'm gonna go on my wank break."

takes nap instead, they'll never know!

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gnuplusmatt reddthat.com gnuplusmatt@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-10-28
#5 · Quote Reply

Wife works from home, relatively certain this is her standard lunch break

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lolrightythen lemmy.world lolrightythen@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-25
#6 · Quote Reply

"Ok, I'm gonna go on my wank break." takes nap instead, they'll never know!

¿Porque no los dos?

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empireOfLove2 lemmy.dbzer0.com empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-12-22
#7 · Quote Reply

I already do this, I don't need no stinkin policy.

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FilthyShrooms lemmy.world FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-17
#8 · (edited) Quote Reply

Dont worry, you can use the communal fleshlight. Be sure to wash it when you're done!

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SubArcticTundra lemmy.ml SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-03
#9 · Quote Reply

What if I'm empty? No productivity then

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terranoid lemmy.cafe terranoid@lemmy.cafe
Joined: 2026-05-08
#10 · Quote Reply

Isn't this what everyone means by "bio break"?

You just can't do the hand motion in the air when you say bio break or you go to HR

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Hideakikarate sh.itjust.works Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-18
#11 · Quote Reply

I don’t remember the exact company, but it was for a porn site, so not as crazy as it sounds.

I don't know if that would make my job easier if that were my profession.

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mycodesucks lemmy.world mycodesucks@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-08
#12 · Quote Reply

Okay, but... what is the thumbnail?

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evidences lemmy.world evidences@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-27
#13 · Quote Reply

¿Porque no los dos?

Yeah it's a half hour break, once I finish I still can squeeze in a 29 minute nap.

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the_flying_pig lemmy.world the_flying_pig@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-15
#14 · Quote Reply

Okay, but... what is the thumbnail?

If you know, you know.

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Unpigged lemmy.dbzer0.com Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-11-14
#15 · Quote Reply

Worker class must unite and give a helping hand to the comrade on the right!

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dudeface lemmy.world dudeface@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-06-20
#16 · Quote Reply

I have known people at facebook and google, their nap pods have tissues and lotion in them

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Hanrahan slrpnk.net hanrahan@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-03-14
#17 · Quote Reply

How do you expect me to get into the mood, have a fully satisfying experience, and clean up in just 30 minutes?!?

what ? i'd still have 29 minutes

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GreenKnight23 lemmy.world GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-09-21
#18 · Quote Reply

I have known people at facebook and google, their nap pods have tissues and lotion in them

where else will they jerk off to all the cp on their platform?

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Blackmist feddit.uk Blackmist@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-07-04
#19 · Quote Reply

Might be a good policy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9ECC_Qa4

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mycodesucks lemmy.world mycodesucks@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-08
#20 · Quote Reply

If you know, you know.

I do not know. Perhaps I don't want to know.

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the_flying_pig lemmy.world the_flying_pig@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-15
#21 · Quote Reply

I do not know. Perhaps I don't want to know.

I don't know either :(

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tabris lemmy.world tabris@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-08
#22 · Quote Reply

Might be a good policy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9ECC_Qa4

If I didn't see this posted here, was going to post it myself.

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SnarkoPolo lemmy.world SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-08
#23 · Quote Reply

How about a living wage and time off?

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