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time2lose
lemmy.world
time2lose@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-08-21 |
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echo
lemmy.today
echo@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-03-10 |
Why the fuck would she be smiling? |
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zip
lemmy.blahaj.zone
zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-11-21 |
Why the fuck would she be smiling?
Perhaps she owns a shitload of stock in the RAM and AI companies, is making mega bank off of this shituation, and is delighted to be reminded of it? Or maybe she's just super high. Who knows! |
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TheGoldenV
lemmy.world
TheGoldenV@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-09-23 |
Perhaps she owns a shitload of stock in the RAM and AI companies, is making mega bank off of this shituation, and is delighted to be reminded of it? Or maybe she's just super high. Who knows!
Some sort of psychological disorder? I’ll bet she takes him home to add to her skin collection. |
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FartMaster69
lemmy.dbzer0.com
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-12-06 |
Some sort of psychological disorder? I’ll bet she takes him home to add to her skin collection.
God I wish that was me |
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saltesc
lemmy.world
saltesc@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
Perhaps she owns a shitload of stock in the RAM and AI companies, is making mega bank off of this shituation, and is delighted to be reminded of it? Or maybe she's just super high. Who knows!
Oooh, RAM, not Ram. I was wondering why anyone would want to talk about American pickup prices. |
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SatansMaggotyCumFart
piefed.social
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-16 |
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workerONE
lemmy.world
workerONE@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-11 |
If you want to pick up girls, try eating a whole pineapple. Just hold it in one hand and bite through the armor plating. Girls love that |
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hopesdead
startrek.website
hopesdead@startrek.websiteJoined: 2024-05-27 |
They stole it because an original meme was too expensive. |
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hopesdead
startrek.website
hopesdead@startrek.websiteJoined: 2024-05-27 |
Some sort of psychological disorder? I’ll bet she takes him home to add to her skin collection.
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crandall
lemmy.today
crandall@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-08-11 |
How did you know :fry: |
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assembly
lemmy.world
assembly@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-12 |
If you want to pick up girls, try eating a whole pineapple. Just hold it in one hand and bite through the armor plating. Girls love that
You just gave a manosphere YouTuber an entire episode of an idea. I hope you’re happy with yourself. |
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tacosanonymous
lemmy.blahaj.zone
tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2026-07-31 |
They stole it because an original meme was too expensive.
Hand woven memes?! What are we, millionaires? |
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Rachelhazideas
lemmy.world
Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-10 |
Can anyone explain why women don't care about RAM prices? I don't get the joke. |
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Midnight Wolf
lemmy.world
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-08-23 |
Can anyone explain why women don't care about RAM prices? I don't get the joke.
"wtf why does he want to buy a ram?" 🐏 |
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Uri
infosec.pub
Uri@infosec.pub Joined: 2025-02-10 |
The girl is cute though |
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fakeman_pretendname
feddit.uk
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk Joined: 2023-07-01 |
Can anyone explain why women don't care about RAM prices? I don't get the joke.
Because he's so smart and charming and knowledgeable about the issues that matter, so she's completely enraptured by him. Just the other day I was explaining how when you buy a 2 metre HDMI cable it tends to be only 1.8 metres long, because it's likely based on a historical measurement of "six feet", and basically all the women nearby were completely seduced and pretty much wanted to marry me on the spot. |
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FishFace
piefed.social
FishFace@piefed.social Joined: 2025-10-16 |
Are you another iteration of the Reddit repost bot with a dozen alt accounts? |
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helpImTrappedOnline
lemmy.world
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-09 |
Why the fuck would she be smiling?
She laughing at the guy's fashion choice of wearing more pants on his torso than his legs? |
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NABDad
lemmy.world
NABDad@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-12 |
Why the fuck would she be smiling?
Because the flirting is working? Like a male bird showing off an ornate and colorful tail to attract a mate, the male nerd demonstrates his earning potential by being excessively nerdy. People around here acting like being a nerd doesn't attract women. |
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time2lose
lemmy.world
time2lose@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-08-21 |
Are you another iteration of the Reddit repost bot with a dozen alt accounts?
Nope |
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FishFace
piefed.social
FishFace@piefed.social Joined: 2025-10-16 |
Nope
Your other recent comment shows this to be a lie. We have no need for lying operators of repost accounts here. Be honest. |
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catsarebadpeople
sh.itjust.works
catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-13 |
The same image, twice on the Internet?! My mind! It has been blown! |
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devfuuu
lemmy.world
devfuuu@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-17 |
The same image, twice on the Internet?! My mind! It has been blown!
Almost like the point of memes is to be shared by the populace right? |
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surewhynotlem
lemmy.world
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
Because he's so smart and charming and knowledgeable about the issues that matter, so she's completely enraptured by him. Just the other day I was explaining how when you buy a 2 metre HDMI cable it tends to be only 1.8 metres long, because it's likely based on a historical measurement of "six feet", and basically all the women nearby were completely seduced and pretty much wanted to marry me o...
I'm hard and wet at the same time and I'm not even sure how. |
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iuseasahibtw
ani.social
iuseasahibtw@ani.socialJoined: 2026-05-11 |
I got a 32gb stick of ddr4 3200mhz, laptop RAM, for about 200 USD, it's used from Taiwan.... |
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wonderingwanderer
sopuli.xyz
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzJoined: 2025-12-31 |
Because he's so smart and charming and knowledgeable about the issues that matter, so she's completely enraptured by him. Just the other day I was explaining how when you buy a 2 metre HDMI cable it tends to be only 1.8 metres long, because it's likely based on a historical measurement of "six feet", and basically all the women nearby were completely seduced and pretty much wanted to marry me o...
Ah, that must be my problem! All I ever tell them about is how DisplayPort 2.1 is good for future-proofing but 1.4 is probably good enough for most uses at this point in time, and how I hope it someday replaces HDMI as the default standard. Didn't realize chicks only go crazy for HDMI specs... |
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IndustryStandard
lemmy.world
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-01-18 |
Are you another iteration of the Reddit repost bot with a dozen alt accounts?
It is probably a person who has a Reddit account and reposts memes they like from there so Lemmy has more content. |
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FishFace
piefed.social
FishFace@piefed.social Joined: 2025-10-16 |
It is probably a person who has a Reddit account and reposts memes they like from there so Lemmy has more content.
Sounds the shitty excuse he uses himself... Sus. |
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fakeman_pretendname
feddit.uk
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk Joined: 2023-07-01 |
Ah, that must be my problem! All I ever tell them about is how DisplayPort 2.1 is good for future-proofing but 1.4 is probably good enough for most uses at this point in time, and how I hope it someday replaces HDMI as the default standard. Didn't realize chicks only go crazy for HDMI specs...
It might also depend on the specific women involved. Displayport fangirls are out there, mate. You just need to find them. |
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klu9
piefed.social
klu9@piefed.socialJoined: 2025-06-04 |
Hand woven memes?! What are we, millionaires?
What can a hand-woven meme cost? $10? |
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IndustryStandard
lemmy.world
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-01-18 |
Sounds the shitty excuse he uses himself... Sus.
You sound like many other commenters in this thread. Do they happen to all be you in a trenchcoat? |
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echo
lemmy.today
echo@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-03-10 |
Because the flirting is working? Like a male bird showing off an ornate and colorful tail to attract a mate, the male nerd demonstrates his earning potential by being excessively nerdy. People around here acting like being a nerd doesn't attract women.
acting? |
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FishFace
piefed.social
FishFace@piefed.social Joined: 2025-10-16 |
You sound like many other commenters in this thread. Do they happen to all be you in a trenchcoat?
idk man |
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wonderingwanderer
sopuli.xyz
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzJoined: 2025-12-31 |
It might also depend on the specific women involved. Displayport fangirls are out there, mate. You just need to find them.
Yeah yeah, I know they're not a monolith. The thing is, "out there" doesn't help me. People say "DisplayPort women exist," but any time I take a look around all I see is everybody flaunting their HDMI knowledge, and no matter how many times I bring up DisplayPort, I get no bites! Not even a nibble! |
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fakeman_pretendname
feddit.uk
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk Joined: 2023-07-01 |
Yeah yeah, I know they're not a monolith. The thing is, "out there" doesn't help me. People say "DisplayPort women exist," but any time I take a look around all I see is everybody flaunting their HDMI knowledge, and no matter how many times I bring up DisplayPort, I get no bites! Not even a nibble!
Try and find somewhere with a video wall, made up of multiple screens - perhaps some sort of trade expo, shopping centre (mall), public 'big screen' or an art gallery. Those looking at the front of the screen, where the image goes, those are your HDMI girls. Those looking at the back of the screen, seeing how it's powered, connected, wired up etc, those are your displayport girls. |
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