Cat: "I was so hungry"

Me: "I literally fed you four times a day... I set a fucking alarm"

Cat: "I almost starved to death"

Cat: "I lterally had to drag you out of the bed with my last strengths not to starve"

Cat: "Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"

When my cat is hungry it sounds like a truck backing up.

Cat: "I was screaming for hours just to get a small scraps of dry food. No water whatsoever"

Me: "you had 15 water cups distributed evenly around the house so you would drink"

Cat: "literally like a desert, I tell you"

I'm not even a dog person and this made me tear up. They're really that loyal eh?

My cat sounds like he smokes two packs a day and drinks nothing but Laphroaig straight.

Literally the only reason I want to believe in the afterlife.

That's really pretty beautiful.

My kitty would have you believe she's never had a meal.

My damn cat will send me to hell, but it's ok because we'll be together ❤️

I'll accept whatever fate Willow decides for me. He was too good for me.

"But... when did I see you an hungered and not feed you?"

"About 30 minutes after breakfast every morning!"

So many abused dogs still love people. And they warm up to people so much quicker than you think if they do have trauma. My baby girl has bb bullet in her head, but she never meets anyone she doesn’t immediately love. We did breed them for this, but it doesn’t make their love any less real.

Why is god greek/ just zuess