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anakin78z lemmy.world anakin78z@lemmy.world
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#2 · Quote Reply

Lol, I was doing the math in my head before I even read the last line 😅

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LadyMeow lemmy.blahaj.zone LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-01-18
#3 · Quote Reply

Lol, I was doing the math in my head before I even read the last line 😅

Over $1800 in Cheetos….🙀

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Opisek piefed.blahaj.zone Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-09-24
#4 · Quote Reply

Over $1800 in Cheetos….🙀

But think about how much he is saving!

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Z745812939054 lemmy.zip Z745812939054@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-05-16
#5 · Quote Reply

wait wait wait....i think you probably understood it to mean 'i want a lot of cheetos.' no. i literally want all the cheetos you have.

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saltnotsugar lemmy.world saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-04
#6 · Quote Reply

wait wait wait....i think you probably understood it to mean 'i want a lot of cheetos.' no. i literally want all the cheetos you have.

We’re rampin up production captain, but she can’t take much more!

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Sturgist lemmy.ca Sturgist@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-07
#7 · (edited) Quote Reply

But think about how much he is saving!

Well, 15oz at Target is like $7ish. How many oz per industrial bag? 200? 500?
Say 300oz? 🤷🏾‍♂️

At party pack Target prices that's $3920.

Edit: That's $2120 in savings

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expatriado lemmy.world expatriado@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-18
#8 · Quote Reply

digestive system

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radix lemmy.world radix@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-11
#9 · Quote Reply

Lol, I was doing the math in my head before I even read the last line 😅

Larry buys 18,000,000 calories worth of Cheetos in bags that don't reseal, and will go stale within 60 days. How many heart attacks will he have in the next two months?

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Zephorah discuss.online Zephorah@discuss.online
Joined: 2025-07-01
#10 · (edited) Quote Reply

Now we need the Morgan Spurlock progression, including bloodwork, documented as he consumes these Cheetos for the next month.

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ObtuseDoorFrame lemmy.zip ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-26
#11 · Quote Reply

Wasting food isn't wholesome.

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AwesomeLowlander sh.itjust.works AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-07-12
#12 · Quote Reply

Wasting food isn't wholesome.

There's almost an entire Recommended Daily Intake worth of nutrients in those bags combined!

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I_am_10_squirrels beehaw.org I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
Joined: 2023-06-03
#13 · Quote Reply

Wasting food isn't wholesome.

Who said it was wasted?

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PixellatedDave feddit.uk PixellatedDave@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-03-30
#14 · Quote Reply

Wasting food isn't wholesome.

LMAO this ain't food it's Cheetos

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ObtuseDoorFrame lemmy.zip ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-26
#15 · Quote Reply

Who said it was wasted?

Logic. This stuff started to go stale/bad long before he made a dent in it. The rest is in a landfill.

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ChicoSuave lemmy.world ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-12
#16 · Quote Reply

wait wait wait....i think you probably understood it to mean 'i want a lot of cheetos.' no. i literally want all the cheetos you have.

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SavvyWolf pawb.social savvywolf@pawb.social
Joined: 2023-06-27
#17 · Quote Reply

Wasting food isn't wholesome.

You know, this got me thinking, how much food is actually being wasted here? Aren't Cheetos like this mostly air and chemicals? How much actual plantlife is used that could have been used elsewhere?

Also, TIL Cheetos aren't vegetarian. So sadly there is an element of animals suffering unnecessarily...

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ilinamorato lemmy.world ilinamorato@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-27
#18 · Quote Reply

Wasting food isn't wholesome.

Cheetos basically never expire, so as long as he keeps those bags sealed, he now owns a lifetime supply.

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calmblue75 lemmy.ml calmblue75@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-10-06
#19 · Quote Reply

Wasting food isn't wholesome.

People share stuff.

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ObtuseDoorFrame lemmy.zip ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-26
#20 · Quote Reply

Cheetos basically never expire, so as long as he keeps those bags sealed, he now owns a lifetime supply.

No, Cheetos absolutely expire. And these bags are not multi layer like the chip bags that sit on shelves for years, these are single layer cellophane bags which will let this food go stale within a few weeks. Most of this ended up in a landfill.

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crypt0cler1c infosec.pub crypt0cler1c@infosec.pub
Joined: 2024-10-28
#21 · Quote Reply

Wasting food isn't wholesome.

It's barely food anyway. We've got bigger fish to fry than this guy's love for Cheetos.

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ilinamorato lemmy.world ilinamorato@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-27
#22 · Quote Reply

No, Cheetos absolutely expire. And these bags are not multi layer like the chip bags that sit on shelves for years, these are single layer cellophane bags which will let this food go stale within a few weeks. Most of this ended up in a landfill.

I suppose.

Most of this ended up in a landfill.

Or given away, or taken to parties, or whatever.

Or this might all be fake. Who knows.

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mojofrododojo lemmy.world mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-25
#23 · Quote Reply

There's almost an entire Recommended Daily Intake worth of nutrients in those bags combined!

yes but you have to also eat the bags.

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Bane_Killgrind lemmy.dbzer0.com Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-06-15
#24 · Quote Reply

No, Cheetos absolutely expire. And these bags are not multi layer like the chip bags that sit on shelves for years, these are single layer cellophane bags which will let this food go stale within a few weeks. Most of this ended up in a landfill.

This guy is going to make a humidity controlled UV darkroom, I bet

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takeda lemmy.dbzer0.com takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-06-04
#25 · Quote Reply

I doubt this is real. It would get stale by the time he finished them, and somebody who would be crazy about Cheetos wouldn't look like that.

My bet is those are packaging peanuts. I purchased bag this size full of them, but they were white.

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Zythox lemmy.dbzer0.com Hellstormy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-08-15
#26 · Quote Reply

yes but you have to also eat the bags.

Covers microplastics for the day as well!

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HerbGrower slrpnk.net HerbGrower@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2026-07-09
#27 · Quote Reply

Wasting food isn't wholesome.

Who said he is wasting it?

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daddycool lemmy.world daddycool@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
#28 · Quote Reply

He's gonna shit yellow for the rest of his life.

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mojofrododojo lemmy.world mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-25
#29 · Quote Reply

Covers microplastics for the day as well!

just like ma used to make

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