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P03 Locke
lemmy.dbzer0.com
p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2023-06-23 |
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db2
lemmy.world
db2@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-29 |
Yes. For "pets". Less mess than a guillotine or wood chipper. |
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SpaceNoodle
lemmy.world
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-14 |
OK but how much tho |
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terranoid
lemmy.cafe
terranoid@lemmy.cafe Joined: 2026-05-08 |
Well, I'm sure Texans could make use of this now that abortion is illegal |
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eggpl4nt
lemmy.world
eggpl4nt@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-08-12 |
I'm laughing my ass off |
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Zak
lemmy.world
Zak@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-11 |
OK but how much tho
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SpaceNoodle
lemmy.world
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-14 |
$9599. https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Mini-Motorized-Pet-Incinerator-with-Steel_1601811933224.html
I'm gonna need to get a LOT more cats before I can justify this purchase. |
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SpaceNoodle
lemmy.world
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-14 |
Well, I'm sure Texans could make use of this now that abortion is illegal
Maybe. I think it's also illegal for women to operate machinery there. |
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Regrettable_incident
lemmy.world
Regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-02-14 |
I'm gonna need to get a LOT more cats before I can justify this purchase.
You could probably cram a small child in there. |
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SpaceNoodle
lemmy.world
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-14 |
You could probably cram a small child in there.
The ones I can borrow aren't the ones I need to dispose of :/ |
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moondoggie
lemmy.world
moondoggie@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-06 |
Maybe. I think it's also illegal for women to operate machinery there.
I think it’s okay in Texas as long as they have a note from either their husband or father. |
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pedz
lemmy.ca
pedz@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-08-07 |
Turn the death of a pet from tragedy to opportunity. With this pet incinerator, you will be able to boost your income and recoup your investment in no time at all. |
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anton
lemmy.blahaj.zone
anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-07-24 |
Now that farmers in the USA can slaughter their own livestock for sale, the demand is there. |
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dream_weasel
sh.itjust.works
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-30 |
Dude, let people have hobbies! |
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InternetCitizen2
lemmy.world
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-16 |
Maybe. I think it's also illegal for women to operate machinery there.
Pulling out in Texas counts as a misdemeanor abortion /s |
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phutatorius
lemmy.zip
phutatorius@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-04 |
Pulling out in Texas counts as a misdemeanor abortion /s
So, like, how long do you have to leave it in? Until she gets the curse? |
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InternetCitizen2
lemmy.world
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-16 |
So, like, how long do you have to leave it in? Until she gets the curse?
Idk, until Jesus says its okay. |
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boaratio
lemmy.world
boaratio@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-08-03 |
Cuz money. |
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brax
sh.itjust.works
brax@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-10-02 |
Pulling out in Texas counts as a misdemeanor abortion /s
Cumming into a tissue must be an act of genocide |
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ScoffingLizard
lemmy.dbzer0.com
ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-05-04 |
Nazis killed the Jew's pets. |
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GiantChickDicks
lemmy.ml
GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml Joined: 2023-08-24 |
Pulling out in Texas counts as a misdemeanor abortion /s
Every sperm is sacred. |
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isleepinahammock
lemmy.blahaj.zone
isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2024-09-06 |
You could probably cram a small child in there.
I mean, you could fit in there two...just not all at once. |
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john_tech
lemmy.zip
john_tech@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-09-13 |
A what now |
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SpikedIguana
sh.itjust.works
SpikedIguana@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-09-02 |
Okay clearly they're just selling for vets and stuff right?
Kristi Noem starter apartment? |
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Slashme
lemmy.world
Slashme@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-12-24 |
A what now
You've heard of the Stephen King book Pet Semetary, right? Well this is the faster option. |
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Slashme
lemmy.world
Slashme@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-12-24 |
I'm not sure how this is confusing at all. Dead pets get cremated all the time, just like dead people. |
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kalpol
lemmy.ca
kalpol@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-06-05 |
You've heard of the Stephen King book Pet Semetary, right? Well this is the faster option.
Except when the cat comes back its millions of angry particles attacking you, and we call it allergy season |
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FluidBeef
quokk.au
FluidBeef@quokk.au Joined: 2025-08-12 |
This is where my cat is going if she wakes me up by picking at the mattress and rustling things again. |
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da_cow (she/her)
feddit.org
cows_are_underrated@feddit.orgJoined: 2024-06-22 |
So, like, how long do you have to leave it in? Until she gets the curse?
Until its fully cooked through |
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