For the uninitiated, parking in cities these days mainly consists of scanning a QR Code to pay for your spot ensuring your car doesn't get ticketed or towed while you're away from it.

Couldn't a dragon drop him off then just hang out on a roof nearby or something?

Couldn't the chicken just stay on his side of the road?

Couldn't the other guy walking into the bar also duck?

Couldn't the person knocking on the door just give their normal government name?

Couldn't people just give me an adequate amount of time to high five them? :(

For a minute I thought the dragon was fucking the blue car.

He's about to, just giving him the foreplay

Then get a ticket fo loitering?

Detroit has its own very nicely made parking app which outshines the piece of junk neon green demon I see everywhere else.

No stupid transaction fees or absurd loading times that should have kept quarter meters non obsolete.

On top of that you can also find free parking in Detroit very easily anyway lol.