And you're too blame

He should start using an assault rifle.

big boys, big toys

I mean you made them use a bow since birth, of course they were gonna grow up buff and muscular.

Me to

She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled love cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute.

It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds.

That's how we fill the world with silly love songs

Darling, you give loooove

And you're to blame!

You give love a bad name!

a bad name!

Didn't skip leg day

You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love songs

I look around me and I see it isn't so.

I'll love you 5 ever

*insert guitar riff*

IIRC, some crossbows were foot cocked, that would be leg day. (Maybe that also would also explain Quentin Tarantino's fetish, Cupid shot him with a foot cocked crossbow)

Too much love will kill you.

Guitar solo!

If you are going to be a bow dude you practice with all limbs, just to see if you can get that one trick shot

Idk I wouldn't be too worried about getting hit on purpose. That's shoddy archery technique

Loving someone is dangerous

You play your part

And you play your game

This is the arrow that shot Nikki and Bear

Something needs to support those muscles