This will go swimmingly

Hook me up to it. Hook me up to the chemical machine now

Wait this is just consumer market research

zombocom?

Thats cute 🤣

It ain't the same anymore, like in the good old days 💔

You can do anything at zombocom!

the trend, according to the New York Times, originated in South Korea this spring, when Park Seohyun, a 21-year-old mechanical engineering student in Seoul, created a fake food-delivery site called “Food Never Arrives.” (It’s now an app).

Originally intended as a joke, she says, it lets you not only order nonexistent food, but provides you an estimate of the money and calories you saved by skipping on the real thing

oh good, wonderful

hey south korea hows it going?

turning starving into a positive advertisement

Everything is possible.

This is how I felt about the whole clicker genre of games. Like all the resource management and no payoff.

Really? Just a website is better then interacting with the world at large? Real Life™ should get good. Jealous much?

Now playing Modest Mouse - The World At Large

I would say there are disproportionately more people with compulsive eating habits being enabled by delivery apps than people who are starving themselves.

Two developers in India inspired by Park’s site, Purvansh Parmar and Anshul Sharma, created “Food Never Comes,” which simulates food deliveries but provides real recipes for the food you didn’t actually order. Parmar and Sharma told the newspaper that their site had more than 2.7 million views since launching in June.

That actually has value.

Stop being a lazy bastard: here's how to make the delicious Indian food yourself