"toasted" subs

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They are known for embracing the cannabis culture for sure…

are toasted switches something there is a market for?

rips bong

If being alive for 43 years taught me anything… there is a market for just about everything.

:D

For those unfamiliar with the brand:

Cheba Hut started in Arizona but currently has its headquarters in Fort Collins, Colorado, a state known for its friendly cannabis laws. The restaurant is known for embracing cannabis culture and has sandwiches named after weed strains.

They even refer to their beverages as “cottonmouth cures.”

Here is their menu: https://www.chebahut.com/menu

I mean it's literally called cheba hut. it's like working at a place called Mary Jane's "Baked" Goods and wondering why there's so many stoners around

Their sandwiches are pretty good, too

Quiznos dropped the ball, someone had to pick it up

Absolutely delicious, IMO.

Their scottsdale store has one of the best murals ive seen

I remember when cheba uptown first opened in Minneapolis, I thought they were selling subs with THC in them somehow. My disappointment was immeasurable

But do they have a pepper bar?

Same. I ordered a Cap’n Crunch bar and remained painfully sober.

Yeah, that would make more sense. I don't understand the allure of having your sandwich assembled by someone who is pretty much guaranteed to be high. It's like ok, bread, mayo, meat, stare into space for a couple of seconds, or was it twenty minutes? This sandwich would probably be better with a fork on it.

Their staff are always super friendly and at least the few times I been, made pretty dank sandwiches so 🤷‍♀️

I think I may have spotted a clue to why American eggs are banned in Europe.

Absolutely, have you never had one? A warm sandwich with warm toasty bread is awesome.

For the further unfamiliar, ‘cheba’ is 80s slang for pot.

As far as I know, it’s because American eggs are required to be washed and sterilized whereas European eggs are the exact opposite, they are left unwashed. Both are perfectly fine, you just need to know to wash them before eating them in Europe. apparently you don’t need to wash them in Europe, just don’t eat the shell 🍳

WTF are you smoking to make you lose track of time like that? Are you sure it’s pot and not, like, salvia?

*shoving chicken shit into the specimen cup*

That and they don’t bother to vaccinate chickens so eggs can’t be eaten raw.

Borrow? You planning to give it back?

Washing breaks the natural anti-bacterial barrier of eggs, leaving them prone to salmonella, and they have to be refrigerated to avoid contamination.

I have no idea why they do this.

I'm pretty sure it's so that they look better.

Toasted subs. When you hotbox the gimp suit.

OH y'all were talkin about sub sandwiches

...I see now

You don't need to wash European eggs before eating them. Unless you're planning to eat the shell.

Wow… it’s glorious. There’s even a Thomas the Toke Engine in there!

Love cheba hut. Been a while since I’ve been to the OG location but they even added a small bar in it last I’d been. they really have spread so much since I started going there with my dad years ago.

I know the guys sold out, technically, but man they had to be laughing their asses off at the very idea that somebody paid good money to redo the spongemonkeys for a sandwich commercial.

They better be quick to update that sign when the billboard updates. Otherwise it's gonna raise some... questions

Because otherwise they have bits of poop on them

Good to know! I’ll edit my comment to reflect this.

Because washing the eggs allows you to cover up the fact that the hens are crammed so tight that the eggs are covered in shit by the time they're collected.

Making it illegal to wash the eggs forces farmers to maintain some semblance of sanitary conditions.

We Europeans don't eat the shell.

They're often crammed very tight in Europe as well, but it depends on the type of egg you buy.

Having a tiny bit of shit on it is uncommon, and people understand that it's going to happen sometimes with a natural product that comes out of a chicken's ass.

Well I'm not saying it's the correct way, just, that's why they wash them despite the drawbacks.

the billboard is probably referring to growth hormones. some other companies do the same claim in their marketing.. but growth hormones have been banned in that industry in the u.s. since like the 1950s.

It's been over a decade since I consumed chicken.

Oh man I used to love Cheba Hut when I lived in Tucson, thanks for the memories!

I've made some ridiculously good sandwiches while high.

There may some bias involved though.

Their pee has a lot of poop in it.

Mmm, cloaca juice.

Let's start a club!