Link: https://techcrunch.com/2026/10/04/trump-unveils-his-new-super-intelligence-force/

The man himself has this to say:

Following the Historic White House Accord on Super Intelligence, where the World's most important Technology Companies came together, and confirmed their responsibilities to the American People, I am announcing the formation of the Super Intelligence
Force (SIF). The Super Intelligence Force is tasked with coordinating the effort of the Federal Government to ensure that America continues to lead the World in Super Intelligence, which many say is bigger than the Industrial Revolution, and the Internet, and will protect the interests, and improve the lives, of all Americans. The Super Intelligence Force will coordinate the Federal Government's engagement with Consumers, Public Interest Groups, Religious Organizations, Critical Infrastructure Providers, and Super Intelligence Companies, and will be led by Director of National Intelligence, Jay Clayton, Chairman of the Federal Trade Commission, Andrew Ferguson, Under Secretary of War for Research and Engineering, and Chief Technology Officer, Emil Michael, and Director of the Office of Personnel Management, Scott Kupor, and will report to the President of the United States (ME!), and the Chief of Staff, Susie Wiles. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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We are so very fucked.

There are at least two confirmed actual stupid fucking morons in this picture of "super intelligence."

It would be quite funny if it wasn't a harbinger of so much evil.

*Stupor intelligence farce

"two confirmed actual stupid fucking morons" the usa, and trump

Sub-par Intelligence

A dead goat is super intelligent compared to trump.

SIF, 'sif 🙄

Did the fat pedophile fall asleep while announcing it?

A picture full of evil idiots who failed upward. Got it.

Made up of the dumbest Nazis he could find, of course

Ok i get it now.

AIF was a stupid acronym so he had to make everyone rename it.

Chat, are we cooked??

Cool a room full of pedophile welfare queens. We’re saved

The only thing he is capable of is Smelly Intelligence.

Just here to say that SIF in french is short for "intergluteal cleft" ("Sillon Inter-Fessier")
Seems appropriate...

the everything's computer crew

Super Idiots.
It's funny that usa citizens managed to vote this super idiot twice into a position of power. Let's hope he continues his policy of throwing his nation behind. Then the rest of the world might finally start suffering less because of these super idiots.

Mostly because all of this SI shit is a distraction.

All these fucking bootlicking traitors

He's going to need bigger brains.

Adding them all to The List, those that weren't already on it.

Stupid Intelligence

No, this is good news. As long as they keep recycling the same roster of virtuosic incompetents, natural selection will render them stupider and stupider, and make them easier to fuck with.

He actually thinks that this will make Voters think "Oh, MAGA has it all together, between the SI Force, and all the checks he's going to send me, and the war and high gas prices ending immediately after the election, I'm going to vote for Trump after all."

50% of them think he's actually running. They have Stupid Intelligence.

I feel bad for the onion.

We need a lot of luigis