Omg same! Guillotines are so hot right now.

🔥🔥🔥

Gurl, sorry about society as a whole, but I know where there are entire trees of peach!

Is that last bit a euphemism? I mean, I'm here for it, (I, too, wish for similar) but I'm not sure if that's what they meant. 😅

I do too, but the many of people tending to those peach trees frequently have horrible voting tendencies.

Peaches for me…

Millions of 🍑🍑🍑❓

Pretty sure it's just an ironic contrast.

But BONK for you. Straight to horny jail.

The tree is not guilty for the sins of long inbred generations of corrupt slaveowners

I have no concerns with the trees, other than perhaps the profits the aforementioned people make off of their fruits, enabling them to continue being long inbred generations of corrupt slave owners.

ooh, not a ~bonk~. ohmy. 🥵😋

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I'll be your.. jailor.. this evening

¯\(ツ)/¯

🍑 for free

Just one??

The rest of the 🍑🍑🍑 are for me.

😱

"The trees will remember this statement"

Oh no, not the horny jail... where all the horny people are...

As long as those lemon stealing whores don't have a sudden urge of changing profession, those trees will feed billions. BILLIONS!

Sort of like sending a lesbian to a Catholic all-girls school

All rise for the lemon lobbyists, tart trotters of Tuesday next.

Have you checked your lemon trees recently?

Ripe summer peaches are hard to find. The other two, no problem.

Good news! You can still get a ripe summer peach in October!

1 out of 3 ain't terrible. Checks notes oh, wait