There is Frank there by the thermostat, he says its always cold even when it's a balmy 27 degrees.
Up next is...... Stephan, Steven, Stephhaan? I think one of those is spelt right, anyway he is a chill dude brought the pallet of XXXX Gold tinnies and smashing them away.
Then we have Fiona on the couch she has been eyeing.. (Stephan, Steven, Stephhaan?), old mate with the XXXX tinnies, for a while but hasn't has the nerve to take him out the shed for a quick blowie.
Then there is you who put this whole pissup together and is being an absolute legend of a host.
Not sure who the other 13 people are. Oh look there is Thomas and his fancy IPA piss water.

Your other personalities. Take the nice medicine, and they'll go away.