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cannedtuna lemmy.world cannedtuna@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
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Top Text: Men only want 3 things

A screenshot of 3 achievements from Skyrim

Citizen
Buy a house
[image of a house with a stylized roof]

Married
Get married
[image of a Claddagh, a pair of hands joined by a Celtic knot hold a heart in the center]

Dragon Soul
Absorb a dragon soul
[image of the Skyrim dragon logo]

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JayDee lemmy.world JayDee@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-11-08
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Men only want one thing...

Your acrobatics skill increased!

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FartMaster69 lemmy.dbzer0.com FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-06
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Men only want one thing...

Men just want to be frogs

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Tattorack lemmy.world Tattorack@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-28
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I wouid like to buy a house and absorb a dragon soul. The married part....... I'm not feeling it.

Well, if I'm going to be very honest, I'd prefer a dragon friend rather than absorbing the soul of one.

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Bitch Pudding lemmy.zip B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-21
#5 · Quote Reply

Really? No boypreggers by Vivec Saint of Boypreggers?

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cRazi_man europe.pub cRazi_man@europe.pub
Joined: 2025-06-04
#6 · Quote Reply

And it's fucking disgusting

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FiniteBanjo feddit.online FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
Joined: 2025-12-23
#7 · (edited) Quote Reply

"Thanks for saving the lives of everyone in town on your journey to save literally the entire dimension of tamriel from dragon anti-christ, as a favor to you I will allow you to buy a vacant home for the price of 3 of the most powerful artifacts known to merkind, or the proceeds of killing a small army of bandits."

~Man Speaking Before a Quick Save

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Klear piefed.world Klear@piefed.world
Joined: 2026-05-14
#8 · Quote Reply

Men only want one thing...

That feeling when your acrobatics finally reaches 100 and you can stop jumping around all the time like a maniac...

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I_like_to_smell_it sh.itjust.works I_like_to_smell_it@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-09-24
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That feeling when your acrobatics finally reaches 100 and you can stop jumping around all the time like a maniac...

And I don't stop.

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tetris11 feddit.uk tetris11@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-02-17
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Two of those rings in the marriage symbol are superflous. They're literally an arch disguised as being part of the flow.

But they're not. And its disgusting

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MrOtingocni lemmy.world MrOtingocni@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-06-06
#11 · Quote Reply

I wouid like to buy a house and absorb a dragon soul. The married part....... I'm not feeling it. Well, if I'm going to be very honest, I'd prefer a dragon friend rather than absorbing the soul of one.

Plot twist, you absorb each other's souls when you marry them and move into their lair. An enemy to lovers rom-com of the ages.

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hakunawazo lemmy.world hakunawazo@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-02
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But what if the dragon souls keep getting stolen?

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HodorPlease lemmy.world HodorPlease@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-08-17
#13 · Quote Reply

What does absorbing dragon soul will give me? I'm ignorant of this process so, please someone explain.

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cannedtuna lemmy.world cannedtuna@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
#14 · Quote Reply

What does absorbing dragon soul will give me? I'm ignorant of this process so, please someone explain.

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Send Pics of Sandwiches sh.itjust.works Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-20
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Derkeethus is best waifu

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GreyEyedGhost piefed.ca GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-11-30
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I must be winning, I have 2 out of 3. I'll let the reader decide which of those 3 is most plausible for me to not have.

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qc_butter1 infosec.pub qc_butter1@infosec.pub
Joined: 2025-10-12
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I must be winning, I have 2 out of 3. I'll let the reader decide which of those 3 is most plausible for me to not have.

Was it that you married a dragon lady, thus acquiring her soul? But she made a prenup that says you don't own her estate, therefore you are still not a citizen?

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GreyEyedGhost piefed.ca GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-11-30
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Was it that you married a dragon lady, thus acquiring her soul? But she made a prenup that says you don't own her estate, therefore you are still not a citizen?

That is one possibility. With the prices of houses these days, marrying a dragon lady might be the easier option.

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qc_butter1 infosec.pub qc_butter1@infosec.pub
Joined: 2025-10-12
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Two of those rings in the marriage symbol are superflous. They're literally an arch disguised as being part of the flow. But they're not. And its disgusting

It is the Irish claddagh symbol with the Christian trinity symbol. It has meaning for Christians with Irish backgrounds. Being that Skyrim pulls a lot of cultural influence from medieval northern Europe, it makes some sense.

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tetris11 feddit.uk tetris11@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-02-17
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It is the Irish claddagh symbol with the Christian trinity symbol. It has meaning for Christians with Irish backgrounds. Being that Skyrim pulls a lot of cultural influence from medieval northern Europe, it makes some sense.

But at least in the claddagh you follow one ring through to the other two. Here it makes no sense from a topological viewpoint. Follow the path, I dare you

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Nocklusamigos lemmy.world liuther9@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-09-15
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I must be winning, I have 2 out of 3. I'll let the reader decide which of those 3 is most plausible for me to not have.

If you have 2 you have only half of 1 or will get 3 sucked out of you. 1, 3 is the only choice

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šŸ‡° šŸŒ€ šŸ‡± šŸ‡¦ šŸ‡³ šŸ‡¦ šŸ‡° šŸ‡® pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-10-06
#22 · (edited) Quote Reply

The get married achievement reminds me of goatse.

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šŸ‡° šŸŒ€ šŸ‡± šŸ‡¦ šŸ‡³ šŸ‡¦ šŸ‡° šŸ‡® pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-10-06
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I must be winning, I have 2 out of 3. I'll let the reader decide which of those 3 is most plausible for me to not have.

Owning a house is impossible so congrats on getting a wife and sucking off a dragon.

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