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America sh.itjust.works Gullible@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-09
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https://www.florkofcows.com/

Two men peer toward a third. One says to the other "hey you see that guy over there? he's got a neuralink so I paired my xbox controller to his BRAIN"
The other replies "Oh cool are you going to make him do some wholesome chungus stuff like love himself?"
The first leans forward and states "No, hes going to believe in demons by the end of the day."

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TheTechnician27 Moderator TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-25
#2 · (edited) Quote Reply

Hi, OP. Per Rule 4, please provide credit or attempt to find the author if you don't know who they are. If you can't find them after searching, that's fine, especially given this artstyle has been repurposed over and over again. We just like to make sure the author gets credit whenever possible so people can enjoy more of their work.

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cub Gucci lemmy.today vivalapivo@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-15
#3 · Quote Reply

Little do they know, his subscription is due

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America sh.itjust.works Gullible@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-09
#4 · Quote Reply

Hi, OP. Per Rule 4, please provide credit or attempt to find the author if you don't know who they are. If you can't find them after searching, that's fine, especially given this artstyle has been repurposed over and over again. We just like to make sure the author gets credit whenever possible so people can enjoy more of their work.

Oop, forgot to re-add it when I pasted my transcription. My b

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TheTechnician27 Moderator TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-25
#5 · Quote Reply

Oop, forgot to re-add it when I pasted my transcription. My b

Thanks!

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Sundray lemmus.org sundray@lemmus.org
Joined: 2023-12-19
#6 · Quote Reply

This is what Elon Musk wants to do to Greta Thunberg.

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psx_crab lemmy.zip psx_crab@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-01-11
#7 · Quote Reply

Play "the bluetooth dewise is really to pear" over and over again at random time.

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FireWire400 lemmy.world FireWire400@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
#8 · Quote Reply

This is what Elon Musk wants to do to Greta Thunberg.

I think he wants to do much worse things to her

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SourDragon lemmy.world SourDragon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-21
#9 · (edited) Quote Reply

Thanks!

I love these short, wholesome threads where rules are being enforced and no one bitches about it but instead is like "whoops lemme fix that thx for reminding me" and it just gets resolved

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joelfromaus aussie.zone joelfromaus@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-06-10
#10 · Quote Reply

Play "the bluetooth dewise is really to pear" over and over again at random time.

Ah, yes. The dewise.

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Sundray lemmus.org sundray@lemmus.org
Joined: 2023-12-19
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I think he wants to do much worse things to her

Absolutely true. Luckily, Elon Musk has no dick.

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