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InternetCitizen2
lemmy.world
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-16 |
The bigger story is that Fox put this guy on air and acted like there was some legitimacy to it. The guy himself at least has an excuse for acting brain dead. What's the excuse for the viewers?
They have watched enough Fox to achieve a similar effect. |
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SippyCup
lemmy.world
SippyCup@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-01-26 |
How much cum would he need to swallow to taste the testosterone?
He hasn't found the answer yet but he'll keep swallowing until he does |
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SaveTheTuaHawk
lemmy.ca
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-07 |
Good thing he took a picture...
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SkaveRat
discuss.tchncs.de
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-07-09 |
The bigger story is that Fox put this guy on air and acted like there was some legitimacy to it. The guy himself at least has an excuse for acting brain dead. What's the excuse for the viewers?
The same thing, really |
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ulkesh
piefed.social
ulkesh@piefed.social Joined: 2026-01-02 |
And this is what happens when you give a platform to idiots, brain damage or not. |
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Darkonion
lemmy.world
Darkonion@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-10-24 |
My dude, it's written down. There's an actual book. But this is America, so he very likely can't read. Also note my surprised face that the entire account is vaguely homoerotic. Yet again, repressed sexuality seems to be at play here.
"horse jesus made me gay"? |
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Scrubbles
poptalk.scrubbles.tech
scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.techJoined: 2023-06-02 |
Apparently he's still around. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesse_Duplantis In May 2018, national news media outlets reported that Duplantis had asked his followers to donate money to him so that he could buy a Dassault Falcon 7X, valued at $54 million.[4][5][6] Duplantis said that his organization, Jesse Duplantis Ministries, had already paid for three private jets by 2006, and that he had bee...
This makes me sad. I never hope for anyone to go, but I will be very happy and probably open champagne when he finally kicks it. |
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Viking_Hippie
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-12-04 |
The bigger story is that Fox put this guy on air and acted like there was some legitimacy to it. The guy himself at least has an excuse for acting brain dead. What's the excuse for the viewers?
Was probably a distraction day. Like the time Paul Manafort was indicted and Faux News suddenly decided that the cheese placement on Google's hamburger emoji was the biggest and most important thing happening that day. |
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CoconutLove
lemmy.today
CoconutLove@lemmy.today Joined: 2024-03-23 |
Religion is a mental illness
Brain damage is a mental illness |
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CoconutLove
lemmy.today
CoconutLove@lemmy.today Joined: 2024-03-23 |
Fox News interviews brain damaged man suffering from delusions |
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Seth Taylor
lemmy.world
SethTaylor@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-04-06 |
Damn... 7 minutes is nothing. This dude's on a whole other level right here |
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lobut
lemmy.ca
lobut@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-13 |
Fox News interviews brain damaged man suffering from delusions
RFK went on again? |
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hansolo
lemmy.today
hansolo@lemmy.todayJoined: 2025-06-07 |
Good thing he took a picture...
That's the horniest car I've ever seen! And I love it. |
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wonderingwanderer
sopuli.xyz
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzJoined: 2025-12-31 |
Think he actually had visions of Jesus as a glistening stud, but didn't want to say that?
Hung like a horse |
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SCmSTR
lemmy.blahaj.zone
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-07-24 |
Goddamn even The Onion can't do shit this stupid, and they're actively trying. Fox News is like a well funded version of those little magazines at the checkout line that talk about aliens and the anti-aging miracles of an uncooked eggyolk and beef tallow only diet. |
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ripcord
lemmy.world
ripcord@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-10 |
Think he actually had visions of Jesus as a glistening stud, but didn't want to say that?
I think he's a grifter asshole |
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Manjushri
piefed.social
Manjushri@piefed.social Joined: 2025-09-29 |
Unironically this account makes just as much sense as every stupid religion on this planet.
This is probably how the vast majority of religions actually started. This is probably the start of yet another flavor of Christianity. |
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Undoobitably
fedinsfw.app
Undoobitably@fedinsfw.app Joined: 2026-09-28 |
Cool dream bro |
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Deacon
lemmy.world
deacon@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
The bigger story is that Fox put this guy on air and acted like there was some legitimacy to it. The guy himself at least has an excuse for acting brain dead. What's the excuse for the viewers?
There is your answer right there. They know their credulous audience and they have their message to push. |
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carrylex
lemmy.world
carrylex@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-04-05 |
"Hmm yeah cool trustworthy story bro but how about you get some excommunication" - The pope 5s after hearing this |
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DickFiasco
sh.itjust.works
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-06-24 |
Worst biblical slash fiction I've read so far. |
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Lumisal
lemmy.world
Lumisal@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-03-16 |
Huh, guess the Koreans are the ones with the correct depiction then. Go figure.
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samus12345
sh.itjust.works
samus12345@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-03 |
Huh, guess the Koreans are the ones with the correct depiction then. Go figure.
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NotASharkInAManSuit
lemmy.world
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-05-06 |
That's the horniest car I've ever seen! And I love it.
That car fucks. |
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ᴋɪᴋɪ
lemmy.world
gatitaQwQ@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-09-04 |
Lately, any absurd story seems to attract attention—especially when the media decides to give it airtime. People keep sharing all kinds of old, meaningless, completely ridiculous stuff just to get attention. :P |
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Mulligrubs
lemmy.world
Mulligrubs@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-08-11 |
He's not wrong that "Jesus is misrepresented", but he's leaving the best part out. "The Apocalypse" is when Jesus returns. All of the Christians will be saved, and everybody else, the billions of people who aren't Christian, will then be slaughtered by Jesus and His Holy Army. They won't even have peace after that, as they will be tortured for all eternity. According to Jesus, you can watch the damned suffer and burn from Heaven. I know you don't believe me, it sounds crazy. Please read the Bible (or Tanakh or Koran) or watch fundamentalist pastors/priests/rabbis/imams, they are proud of what they say and upload their own videos. p.s. the Heaven this nut describes sounds like an absolutely awful eternity, better than Hell, but come on just let me die |
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boobookittyfrick
lemmy.zip
boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-07-29 |
He mean that metaphorically …right? |
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UnspecificGravity
piefed.social
UnspecificGravity@piefed.social Joined: 2025-12-03 |
Man, if this turd had floated to the top of the bowl a week ago he could probably be the new press secretary. |
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kingkong
lemmy.world
kingkong@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-09-21 |
probably took some shrooms |
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pawb.social
Kolanaki@pawb.socialJoined: 2024-10-06 |
He's not wrong that "Jesus is misrepresented", but he's leaving the best part out. "The Apocalypse" is when Jesus returns. All of the Christians will be saved, and everybody else, the billions of people who aren't Christian, will then be slaughtered by Jesus and His Holy Army. They won't even have peace after that, as they will be tortured for all eternity. According to Jesus, you can watch the...
It sounds like you're confusing and conflating judgement day/the rapture with armageddon because that is a wild misinterpretation of what the bible actually describes. The only thing about Jesus having an army is Armageddon, which is a place where Jesus would have a final confrontation with Satan and the forces of Hell. Judgment day will see everyone, both living and dead, to be judged whether or not they enter Heaven. Armageddon happens after that. |
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NotASharkInAManSuit
lemmy.world
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-05-06 |
who'd have thought that doing acid makes you see jesus
Doing acid makes you see paisley, being delusional makes you see Jesus. |
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SnarkoPolo
lemmy.world
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-08 |
That dude looks like he's on the downlow, if ya know what I mean. |
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SnarkoPolo
lemmy.world
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-08 |
Lately, any absurd story seems to attract attention—especially when the media decides to give it airtime. People keep sharing all kinds of old, meaningless, completely ridiculous stuff just to get attention. :P
The media will push anything other than the facts that we live in a fascist country, ruled by a child molesting Mafia boss, all of us getting ass-fucked daily by the richest 1 percent. |
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SapphironZA
sh.itjust.works
SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-02-24 |
These are the furries to be worried about. |
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DickFiasco
sh.itjust.works
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-06-24 |
Huh, guess the Koreans are the ones with the correct depiction then. Go figure.
Korean Jesus is fucking jacked. |
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Daftydux
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2025-01-31 |
Im here for it. |
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Sam_Bass
lemmy.world
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-04-08 |
these fake christians are coming out of the woodwork |
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Apeman42
lemmy.world
Apeman42@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-01 |
Will you guys just admit you wanna get railed by white Jesus? It's fine. He's a very attractive if historically inaccurate man. |
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lechekaflan
lemmy.world
lechekaflan@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-21 |
Ok, seems he got injured after a stupid ride on a souped-up e-scooter, and then got stoned on some weird meds which had him speaking of a colorful trip. |
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SecretiveVault
lemmy.zip
SecretiveVault@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-04-15 |
That dude looks like he's on the downlow, if ya know what I mean.
Did he say something about "muscular and delicious"? |
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Zarobi
aussie.zone
Zarobi@aussie.zone Joined: 2026-06-23 |
only if it's the right jesus. my sil hallucinated a different jesus and never got a book written about her. was pissed off about it until the day she died. i kept telling her she needed to write it herself, but nope! too much work.
Can we hear about this different Jesus? It sounds interesting. Don't meant to pry if it's a sensitive topic, though. |
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Furbag
pawb.social
Furbag@pawb.social Joined: 2026-01-27 |
Send him back, pls. |
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Zarobi
aussie.zone
Zarobi@aussie.zone Joined: 2026-06-23 |
I'd say it's a reaction to mental illness. An attempt by people to try to get a handle on something. If you look at religious people, they tend to all be a little off.
Ok what's "off" about me then? Tell me my mental illness. It's pretty fucked up and bigoted to call every religious person mentally unwell. |
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Tomtits
lemmy.dbzer0.com
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-03-10 |
Mebbies Jesus can build him a closet he can hide in |
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OldChicoAle
lemmy.world
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-26 |
AND DISCREET
That always makes me laugh. Discreet? Oh you mean I can't publish your name in my weekly zine? Damn! |
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Kintarian
lemmy.world
Kintarian@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-08-23 |
When I went to heaven it was all hookers and blacjack |
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GreenBean
lemmy.today
GreenBean@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-09-01 |
I suspect his claims. Partner died twice - for frightening periods of time - while in surgery. Says nada but darkness. No Big Guy, no heavenly chorus, no scary scarlet demon leader, just boom, boom out go the lights. BTW Ford mustang or out on the range mustang? |
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Phoenixz
lemmy.ca
phoenixz@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-10 |
USA?
USA |
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MrSelfDestruct
lemmy.dbzer0.com
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2025-11-20 |
Then jesus put his 2ft horse cock in his mouth so he could swallow the sins of man. |
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Duamerthrax
lemmy.world
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-27 |
Seems about as reasonable as any other religious claim. |
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