Equally as likely as any other description.

I'm not saying the guy is into beastialty; but fucking hell.

Is “Heaven” the name of a gay bar near his hometown by chance?

Good thing he took a photo, or no one would have believed him:

I think he thought he was "fucking heaven"

Drugs are bad, mkay?

Absolutely wild that this guy is being treated seriously by, admittedly the dumbest, mainstream news network

It must not have been that great since he came back and all.

A chariot fit for the queen of queens.

Your most annoying friend describes dropping acid for the first time.

The new Mr Hands.

Don’t google it if you don’t want to be emotionally scarred.

Sure, why not? It's all the same anyway.

Doesn't anyone think 6ft is kind of small, I mean it's practically a pony.

Article says he was skateboarding, landed on his head and woke up from a coma 18 days later.

Sure drugs are bad, but so is skateboarding with out a helmet

Tall for a brony, though.

(And if you don’t know, I suggest you maintain ignorance.)

^^^^ Worst thing that can happen is you survive the accident. Wear your fucking gear, or don't ride at all.

Once upon a time one kept drug trips private.

No he is not!