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AngryClosetMonkey feddit.org AngryClosetMonkey@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-08-17
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This is a four-panel comic by heyokyay featuring a conversation between a male and female stick figure.   Panel 1: The male figure declares, "From now on I’m going to tell people exactly what they want to hear!"   Panel 2: He continues, "That way, everybody’s happy and there’s no more arguing."   Panel 3: The female figure looks angry and yells, "That idea’s completely crazy!!"   Panel 4: The male figure smiles cheerfully and replies, "You’re absolutely right, as usual!!" The female figure smiles back contentedly and has a black thought bubble that reads, "I know."

Original post: https://mastodon.social/@heyokyay/117388982862874918

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schipelblorp sh.itjust.works schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-05-16
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Unironically, you can build your entire professional career on this one principle.

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Sundray lemmus.org sundray@lemmus.org
Joined: 2023-12-19
#3 · (edited) Quote Reply

And that my children is how a handful of billionaire sociopaths used LLMs to trick narcissists people who have unjustifiably high levels of self-regard into giving them lots of money.

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morto piefed.social morto@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-07-03
#4 · Quote Reply

Unironically, you can build your entire professional career on this one principle.

linkedin profile manager?

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morto piefed.social morto@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-07-03
#5 · Quote Reply

That's one of the reasons why some people end up making "friendships" with chatbots. They dislike normal human conversations because we're all different and they can't stand any kind of opposition

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schipelblorp sh.itjust.works schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-05-16
#6 · (edited) Quote Reply

linkedin profile manager?

Any job in middle management and above.

If you're below that, this is still a great guiding principle, but you will also actually have to have some job skills.

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CarrotsHaveEars lemmy.ml racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2021-10-03
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Any job in middle management and above. If you're below that, this is still a great guiding principle, but you will also actually have to have some job skills.

Some say people are hard to work on. I'd say you just need to work on stupid people.

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sunsofold lemmy.zip sunsofold@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-06-09
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Panel 5:
Right: I'm feeling so confident now. I'm going to go bet my life savings that I'm right about horse-drawn NFT printers being the next big thing.
Left: You're so brilliant. You can't possibly be wrong.

Panel 6:
(caption bar: later...)
Right: I hate you. You told me it couldn't go wrong. It did. Now I have no money and 600k in debt.
Left: You're so brilliant. There's no way it was your fault.
Right: Okay, well, my life has been made objectively worse by the lies you told me, but now I want to believe you saying it's not my fault, so I love you again. By the way, I have a new idea. I think I can farm gold by getting drunk and burying it in a field. Should I borrow money from a mafia loan shark to try to start that business?
Left: You're so brilliant. You can't possibly be wrong.

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Grail multiverse.soulism.net Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
Joined: 2026-01-14
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And that my children is how a handful of billionaire sociopaths used LLMs to trick narcissists people who have unjustifiably high levels of self-regard into giving them lots of money.

If you don't have NPD, I think you should avoid using that word. You can say "person with NPD" instead.

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14th_cylon lemmy.zip 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-29
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Panel 5: Right: I'm feeling so confident now. I'm going to go bet my life savings that I'm right about horse-drawn NFT printers being the next big thing. Left: You're so brilliant. You can't possibly be wrong. Panel 6: (caption bar: later...) Right: I hate you. You told me it couldn't go wrong. It did. Now I have no money and 600k in debt. Left: You're so brilliant. There's no way it was your f...

A man comes to a rabbi and complains about a dispute he is having with another man. He explains his side. The rabbi listens and says, “You are right.”
Then the other man comes to the rabbi and gives his side of the story. The rabbi listens and says, “You are right.”
The rabbi's wife, who has been listening, says: “But they can't both be right!” The rabbi considers this and says: “You are right, too.”

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Sundray lemmus.org sundray@lemmus.org
Joined: 2023-12-19
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If you don't have NPD, I think you should avoid using that word. You can say "person with NPD" instead.

That's fair. I changed it to a term I think more accurately expresses the state of the venture capitalists who are particularly susceptible to flattery.

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Grail multiverse.soulism.net Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
Joined: 2026-01-14
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That's fair. I changed it to a term I think more accurately expresses the state of the venture capitalists who are particularly susceptible to flattery.

Thanks! You're woke!

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calmblue75 lemmy.ml calmblue75@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-10-06
#13 · Quote Reply

linkedin profile manager?

Also astrologers

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Sundray lemmus.org sundray@lemmus.org
Joined: 2023-12-19
#14 · Quote Reply

Thanks! You're woke!

Aw, you flatter me 🥰

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