At least you know they aren't using AI. Anyways, boneappletea.

This happens all the time to me with speak to Tex.

Very specific puisments for improper disclosure written in

Everyone knows it’s “needle-nose basis”

Congrats, buddy - that's the worst anyone's ever done it.

It's even taught in kindergarten, the famous "Head, shoulders, knee to nose" basis.

As in, if you ask, we are going to apply our knee to your nose.

All my exs live in Tex is...

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"Bases"

Probably voice to text though eh.

Not a native speaker, what should be the original/right version?

It would be "on a need to know basis"

I’m guessing this supposed HR person is also not a native speaker.

"on a need-to-know basis"

The only way to outsmart AI is to use idioms incorrectly.

Until the AI figures out this little trick. Then we all just talk like we’re stupid.

That's why I hang my hat on the ten I see

Teach em early how to deal with Nazis. I approve!

Latex my beloved

Thank you!

With how many native speakers still mess up your and you're, and especially "should of" instead of should've, I would actually wager theyre a native speaker

May be auto correct, or speach to text

You're preaching to the horse's mouth

I'm just waiting for lots of stuff like this to get sucked into AI training data so then AI will begin to respond like this.

That's why I don't care if I make mistakes in english. It's not my native language and I make far fewer mistakes than some americans lol

The best one I heard was "Hull in a blue" but alI also like "Moo point"

Oh volia

you forgot to put in thorns

I have to make sure I don't write in a different word order sigh.

"Moo point" might be an intentional eggcorn meant to reference to Friends. Joey famously calls it a "moo point" and justifies is by saying that it is "Like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo."

And, "hull in a blue" isn't a true eggcorn because it doesn't technically make logical sense in context... but, to be fair, it makes exactly as much sense as "hullabaloo" does, so...

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if the room is only flooded to your ankles and you can't smell it, then you do not need to know/be told evacuation/panic procedures yet.

Also, plurals being possesified. For example, ACHs v. ACH’s.

Drives me fucking insane.

That's a kettle of a different color!

Or they use STT instead of typing and don't proofread their emails.

I often see 'mute point' for 'moot point'

I wouldn't guess that at all.

Just forget the contraction and right "should have". When pronounced correctly it sounds nothing like 'of'.

Pretty sure it's horse's choir.

In Wales, it's preaching to the horse's collar.

*write

Yep. Sure borked that.

My boss says this. He's a c-suite exec. Nobody corrects him.

Even a blind elephant can remember to nut twice a day

In *whales

Auto co-wrecked?

That's the same in German, drives me nuts

No, like the wales in corduroy pants!

When they make that whiffing noise, that's your legs telling you that you're getting exercise, and exercise is good for you, so you're hearing agreement.

Pix or it didn't happen!

Dates are a conundrum.

Is it "the 1980s" or "the 1980's ?"