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time2lose lemmy.world time2lose@lemmy.world
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BL4CKP1XX13 [they/it] lemmy.dbzer0.com bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-01-18
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Might find it easier if you open the can.

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor piefed.social AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-08
#3 · Quote Reply

Might find it easier if you open the can.

That depends. Are you drinking it? Or is it your thrown weapon?

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Sundray lemmus.org sundray@lemmus.org
Joined: 2023-12-19
#4 · Quote Reply

Might find it easier if you open the can.

"FUS!"

pop

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Shayeta feddit.org Shayeta@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-02-24
#5 · Quote Reply

Might find it easier if you open the can.

Yeah, this is unrealistic. First you would drink, then use the empty can as an ashtray, throw the butt in there and fill with a bit of water.

Then walk up to a friend and tell them you got a bit of monster left and give them the can.

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xylol leminal.space xylol@leminal.space
Joined: 2025-05-20
#6 · Quote Reply

That depends. Are you drinking it? Or is it your thrown weapon?

I wouldn't wish that can on the worst enemy dragon

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fleem piefed.zeromedia.vip fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip
Joined: 2025-11-20
#7 · Quote Reply

boy dinner

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Murse slrpnk.net Murse@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2026-03-07
#8 · Quote Reply

I wouldn't wish that can on the worst enemy dragon

dragon's face begins to droop on one side

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pruwyben discuss.tchncs.de pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-12
#9 · Quote Reply

The new Death Stranding looks cool.

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Furbag pawb.social Furbag@pawb.social
Joined: 2026-01-27
#10 · Quote Reply

Sorry babe, boss gave me OT again tonight. We're behind on our dragon soul quota.

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hakunawazo lemmy.world hakunawazo@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-02
#11 · Quote Reply

With so much smoking the dragon shouts end all in coughing.

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Sonotsugipaa lemmy.dbzer0.com Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-06-16
#12 · Quote Reply

That depends. Are you drinking it? Or is it your thrown weapon?

If you throw it, and the dragon happens to be proficient in crowbar operation within fast-paced environments, it ain't gonna end well

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youngskywalker lemmy.world youngskywalker@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-01
#13 · Quote Reply

Seems better than my job

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sinwell infosec.pub Septimaeus@infosec.pub
Joined: 2023-07-09
#14 · Quote Reply

Yeah, this is unrealistic. First you would drink, then use the empty can as an ashtray, throw the butt in there and fill with a bit of water. Then walk up to a friend and tell them you got a bit of monster left and give them the can.

Former* friend

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