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heliotrope
slrpnk.net
heliotrope@slrpnk.netJoined: 2026-08-15 |
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LordXDnl
literature.cafe
LordXDnl@literature.cafe Joined: 2024-06-07 |
I mean when you make it as arbitrary as possible. The universe is terminally unstable and will be completely destroyed. |
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FuglyDuck
lemmy.world
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-15 |
I mean when you make it as arbitrary as possible. The universe is terminally unstable and will be completely destroyed. Bit of a nonsensical headline without timelines.
FTA:
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dellish
lemmy.world
dellish@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-11 |
Humanity is more terminally unstable, so we win! |
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essell
lemmy.world
essell@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-03-28 |
Humanity is more terminally unstable, so we win!
Now we compete to rank which humans are most unstable! |
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xylol
leminal.space
xylol@leminal.space Joined: 2025-05-20 |
Now we compete to rank which humans are most unstable!
This is how you end up with a new Hitler |
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Arcanepotato
crazypeople.online
Arcanepotato@crazypeople.onlineJoined: 2025-05-24 |
FTA: The estimated lifespan of the outer solar system has been downgraded from 100 billion years to just a few billion years, according to a study that probed “terminal instability” during the Sun’s death.
FTA:
The news isn't that the solar system will eventually collapse (the concept of entropy isn't new) but that the mass loss is not predictable and smooth and the impact of the irregular mass loss fucks with their orbit:
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TheVoiceOfRaison
thelemmy.club
TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club Joined: 2026-04-14 |
Without a sun you don't have a solar system, the sun was never ever going to survive another 10 billion years yet alone 100. What a pointless study to point out the bleeding obvious. |
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shartgargle
lemmy.zip
shartgargle@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-08-09 |
Now we compete to rank which humans are most unstable!
I feel like I'm going up the ranks quickly. |
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bampop
lemmy.world
bampop@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-03-12 |
FTA: The estimated lifespan of the outer solar system has been downgraded from 100 billion years to just a few billion years, according to a study that probed “terminal instability” during the Sun’s death.
People are acting like it's not a problem, but if we have just one more downgrade of that magnitude, we'll be in big trouble |
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Klear
piefed.world
Klear@piefed.world Joined: 2026-05-14 |
I mean when you make it as arbitrary as possible. The universe is terminally unstable and will be completely destroyed. Bit of a nonsensical headline without timelines.
Bit of a nonsensical headline if you refuse to read the article smh by head |
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Arcanepotato
crazypeople.online
Arcanepotato@crazypeople.onlineJoined: 2025-05-24 |
Terminal instability refers to the mechanism by which the outer planets will be destroyed: changes to the sun's mass will change the planets orbit in asymmetrical ways, which will cause the planets to interfere with each other's orbits, furthering and speeding up the instability. |
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[object Object]
lemmy.ca
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-07-20 |
So do I hoard toilet paper? |
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Magister
lemmy.world
Magister@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-14 |
anyway we have no clue what will happen when we collide with Andromeda galaxy in a few billions year, Maybe nothing, maybe orbit will be screwed, we don't know. And the sun will go red dwarf or something anyway in a few billions year. We will all be dead |
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Arcanepotato
crazypeople.online
Arcanepotato@crazypeople.onlineJoined: 2025-05-24 |
Without a sun you don't have a solar system, the sun was never ever going to survive another 10 billion years yet alone 100. What a pointless study to point out the bleeding obvious.
The headline isn't the timeline change but the mechanism change. The researchers used new data from observing the death of a star and applied that behavior to a simulation of our own solar system to see the impact. Updating models based on new data isn't pointless, it's fundamental to science. |
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justsomeguy
lemmy.world
justsomeguy@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-25 |
Some 5 year old will hear about this and start panicking. |
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the_riviera_kid
lemmy.world
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-03-10 |
Oh no! A few billion years! /s |
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ltxrtquq
lemmy.ml
ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml Joined: 2023-07-10 |
People are acting like it's not a problem, but if we have just one more downgrade of that magnitude, we'll be in big trouble
Yeah, at that magnitude loss one more and we'd only have tens of millions of years left. |
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M137
lemmy.today
M137@lemmy.todayJoined: 2026-04-17 |
Me too, solar system, me too. |
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schipelblorp
sh.itjust.works
schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-05-16 |
Let's just see if we get through 2026 first, guys. |
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Viking_Hippie
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-12-04 |
This is the kind of headline you get when both astronomers and journalists are sleep deprived and the astronomers are grumpy about it. |
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Ariselas
piefed.ca
Ariselas@piefed.ca Joined: 2026-03-14 |
Yeah, at that magnitude loss one more and we'd only have tens of millions of years left.
does that mean I can quit my job and go on a hedonistic rampage? |
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ramble81
lemmy.zip
ramble81@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-08 |
Some 5 year old will hear about this and start panicking.
Right along with quicksand and the Bermuda Triangle |
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I Cast Fist
programming.dev
ICastFist@programming.devJoined: 2023-06-22 |
The article's title should've focused on what 2/3 of it are written for: the beginning of life on Earth.
Actually longer than before, I suppose. The sun isn't expected to last more than 4bn years anyway, not to mention the collision with Andromeda might screw the system before the sun does. |
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ramble81
lemmy.zip
ramble81@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-08 |
A few billion years you say? Maybe about 5 Billion?
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AmidFuror
fedia.io
AmidFuror@fedia.io Joined: 2024-03-11 |
Well, they didn't poll me or anyone I know about this, so I'm a bit suspicious this study is true. |
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essell
lemmy.world
essell@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-03-28 |
This is how you end up with a new Hitler
I think it might already have happened |
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paris
lemmy.blahaj.zone
paris@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-07-12 |
anyway we have no clue what will happen when we collide with Andromeda galaxy in a few billions year, Maybe nothing, maybe orbit will be screwed, we don't know. And the sun will go red dwarf or something anyway in a few billions year. We will all be dead
Can't be bothered to find a source, but I remember hearing (probably from a Vsauce video or something like that) that it won't really affect our solar system. Even colliding with another galaxy, the space between stars is so ridiculously fucking huge that the chances of a celestial body getting close enough to pull our planets out of Sol's orbit is functionally zilch. It'll still be one hell of a night sky though… |
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SuiXi3D
fedia.io
SuiXi3D@fedia.ioJoined: 2024-03-04 |
Right, but the sun is going to grow into a red giant before then, so we’ve only got a few hundred million years. Better start preparing now! |
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SuiXi3D
fedia.io
SuiXi3D@fedia.ioJoined: 2024-03-04 |
So do I hoard toilet paper?
Can’t make more if there aren’t any trees. Better stock up! |
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SuiXi3D
fedia.io
SuiXi3D@fedia.ioJoined: 2024-03-04 |
Humanity is more terminally unstable, so we win!
Whoever wins, we lose. |
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Sarah Valentine
pawb.social
SarahValentine@pawb.socialJoined: 2026-06-30 |
Bit of a nonsensical headline if you refuse to read the article smh by head
If an article's title doesn't make sense until after you read the article, then the title is meant to ensnare rather than inform. Aka click bait. |
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AtomicHotSauce
piefed.social
AtomicHotSauce@piefed.socialJoined: 2026-09-23 |
Not soon enough, unfortunately. |
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Magister
lemmy.world
Magister@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-14 |
Can't be bothered to find a source, but I remember hearing (probably from a Vsauce video or something like that) that it won't really affect our solar system. Even colliding with another galaxy, the space between stars is so ridiculously fucking huge that the chances of a celestial body getting close enough to pull our planets out of Sol's orbit is functionally zilch. It'll still be one hell of...
yup it would be an absolute beauty to see it! |
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devfuuu
lemmy.world
devfuuu@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-17 |
Finally some good news. |
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musicalphysics
discuss.online
musicalphysics@discuss.online Joined: 2026-01-12 |
The article's title should've focused on what 2/3 of it are written for: the beginning of life on Earth. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the solar system has been diagnosed with terminal instability and has been given a mere six billion years to live. Actually longer than before, I suppose. The sun isn't expected to last more than 4bn years anyway, not to mention the collision with And...
It is unlikely the “collision” with Andromeda will screw the system as the solar system is dominated by the Sun’s gravity. |
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db2
lemmy.world
db2@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-29 |
Finally some good news.
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BoosBeau
lemmy.world
BoosBeau@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-07-18 |
Humans are terminally unstable and will die within an average of 73 years. More at 11. |
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I Cast Fist
programming.dev
ICastFist@programming.devJoined: 2023-06-22 |
It is unlikely the “collision” with Andromeda will screw the system as the solar system is dominated by the Sun’s gravity.
If, during the collision, a star or significantly large planet passes through the Solar System, it can wreck the gravity and slingshot stuff all over the place. |
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some_designer_dude
lemmy.world
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-15 |
does that mean I can quit my job and go on a hedonistic rampage?
I think everyone would be understanding about this today, even. |
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Sabata
ani.social
Sabata11792@ani.socialJoined: 2024-06-02 |
Right, but the sun is going to grow into a red giant before then, so we’ve only got a few hundred million years. Better start preparing now!
Is SPF 50k good enough? |
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FaceDeer
fedia.io
FaceDeer@fedia.ioJoined: 2024-03-03 |
If, during the collision, a star or significantly large planet passes through the Solar System, it can wreck the gravity and slingshot stuff all over the place.
There's not really much greater chance of that happening during the Andromeda collision than there is during the routine churn of stellar existence in our galaxy anyway, though. |
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samus12345
sh.itjust.works
samus12345@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-03 |
That episode was wildly optimistic. Earth will be uninhabitable by humans in around 250 million years and the oceans will be boiled away by the sun in 1 billion. ...Unless we destroy it sooner ourselves, of course. |
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tigermountain
lemmy.world
tigermountain@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-06-15 |
Finally some good news. |
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SpacetimeMachine
lemmy.world
SpacetimeMachine@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-04 |
That episode was wildly optimistic. Earth will be uninhabitable by humans in around 250 million years and the oceans will be boiled away by the sun in 1 billion. ...Unless we destroy it sooner ourselves, of course.
If we stay around for another million years we may get to the point where we could increase the earth's orbit, allowing us to stay in the habitable zone for far longer. |
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SpacetimeMachine
lemmy.world
SpacetimeMachine@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-04 |
If, during the collision, a star or significantly large planet passes through the Solar System, it can wreck the gravity and slingshot stuff all over the place.
The collision between the galaxies isn't even likely to cause any stars to intercept either galaxy. It likely won't affect us in that way, possibly in some other way I am unaware of, but not by stars colliding or getting too close. |
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musicalphysics
discuss.online
musicalphysics@discuss.online Joined: 2026-01-12 |
If, during the collision, a star or significantly large planet passes through the Solar System, it can wreck the gravity and slingshot stuff all over the place.
If, yes, but unlikely. |
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Schemen110676
lemmy.ml
Schemen110676@lemmy.ml Joined: 2023-06-13 |
That episode was wildly optimistic. Earth will be uninhabitable by humans in around 250 million years and the oceans will be boiled away by the sun in 1 billion. ...Unless we destroy it sooner ourselves, of course.
250 million years.. you sir are an optimist... |
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samus12345
sh.itjust.works
samus12345@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-03 |
250 million years.. you sir are an optimist...
As I said, that's if we don't do the job sooner. |
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samus12345
sh.itjust.works
samus12345@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-03 |
If we stay around for another million years we may get to the point where we could increase the earth's orbit, allowing us to stay in the habitable zone for far longer.
True, if we somehow manage to not kill ourselves off it's possible we could change it or just leave the planet altogether. |
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Manjushri
piefed.social
Manjushri@piefed.social Joined: 2025-09-29 |
Right, but the sun is going to grow into a red giant before then, so we’ve only got a few hundred million years. Better start preparing now!
More like 5 billion years. Plenty of time to for us to wipe out all life on Earth on our own without the sun being involved. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if humans somehow manage to break the sun before it can go red giant. Humanity's capacity to fuck shit up simply cannot be overestimated. |
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