Now that's some serious "fisting!"

Feels like she's making that face because of his breath

When I first scrolled and could only see the top part of the ad, I thought it was some weird travel brochure for Newport in Wales. That’s definitely the opposite of pleasurable.

This one isn't as strange as the sandwich one, I still like the aesthetic and general strangeness of these though.

Masters of innuendo

Literally the only thing in the known universe that is better than vigorously fisting a ripe winter squash is vigorously fisting a ripe winter squash with a mentholated cancer cannon dangling from your lips.

Now I feel like I missed out. I used to smoke Newports but never fisted a pumpkin with a Newport.

i can't have this conversation again

as blunt as shovel to the face

it works as this proto-adult swim thing

is Newport that bad?

he probably blasted through a whole pack of fags by then - that breath can kill roaches

SMACKDOWN FIST!