Waiting for some chud to respond with "Climate change... in her pants!"

Interesting preemptive strike there.

Day 1: All boob access has been rescinded until real action on climate change occurs

Day 2: Sweeping, global legislature addressing climate change

Day 3: Utopian eco-boobular future

Lysistrata had a point, didn’t she.

Climate Change -> Wet Bulb Temperature -> The sweety underboob

I'm no chud, but I'm afraid the thought occurred to me unbidden & it was honestly the only excuse I could come up with to hide behind while also not wasting the joke. Weird mixture of embarrassment & yet wanting to share the joke. I don't know what to say for myself...

Swamp boob is the worst. Thanks, climate change!

I feel ignorant now. It's the first I've heard of her. I knew of similar historical tactics with great effect, but I didn't know it went so far back. Thanks for the history lesson.

But what if they're all cocksuckers :(

Boob owners?

Free the boob!

I would give anything for a world with more boobs of any size and less climate change.

That strategy didnt exactly go phenomenally for the temperance movement, but I guess technically they did get two constitutional amendments out of it

Small boobs usually mean nice bums...and I'm a bum man.

Also lol, Lemmy is kinda past such humor lol. Such an enemy could not present itself for decades!

Same with big boobs; likely nice bums.

Except that won't work because rich people will always have access to boobs

Wait, let me try one: I hope boobs manage to stop the sea level rise, but they'll always cause a rise in my pants. How did I do?

In other words... it was projection.

As someone into fem leaning androgyny, small boobs making a girl boyish is a win.

That was my takeaway from the play

Just the one? 😞

Epstein class

Leave the other as a control group.

Just the favorite one.

TITS OUT FOR CLIMATE!!!

I'm trying to lose weight, so my hopes are that the small boobs go away along with the belly... And now I'm thinking about how to write a story of a polycule of two boobs and one belly that run away to live their love freely.

And for Harambe?

Just say it mate, it may feel liberating.

Funny thing. I had a similar situation. I made the joke and the person it was intended for liked it, but other people heard and I had to admit that I overstepped. But live and comment section are different

That's quitter talk. We need solidarity among boob owners. Let nothing divide us.

Basically, bums are nice.

2012: free the nipple!

2026: the nipple is endangered, we must save its native habitat from destruction by human caused climate change

No, dude. Its dicks out for harambe.

Tits are for the climate

Truth. Big boobs, small boobs... climate change affects us all. Save the tatas!

Wait... so what are pussies for?

Titties Against Tyranny! Every kind of boobs united against every kind of corruption, exploitation, oppression, et al!

Truly Of The People, By The People, For The People. 🙇🏼‍♂️✊🏼

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Mine left town after I stopped eating like an blithe idiot. I'm still an ardent ally, as always, though.

They didn't get the ribbon.

Poor booty, left behind per usual. 🥹

Preach. 🥵

Yay! You're one of today's 10,000! 🥳

The other's just shy, but once you get to know her, she's just as amazing as her teammate.

Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure the temperance movement also played a pretty big role in helping women get organized for the women's suffrage movement. Also it gave us the YMCA and Salvation Army

Bums: the original boobs.

(yes, yes, the Invincible meme is relevant here)

I'm all for 100% freed boobs everywhere if it means we, collectively, have more than a few decades left.

(the species might survive a bit longer, but maybe that's being overly generous?)

I'm not sure they're "sweet" in that state.

Cock owners've thought they have it bad with swamp scrote, but that's only one thing we've been so confidently wrong about. 🙇🏼‍♂️

It's a civic duty for each of us to welcome and help reform refugees from those other places, NGL. 🧏🏼‍♂️

Thus, your journey to the Dad Joke side begins...