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wyldrstallyns lemmy.dbzer0.com wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-05-16
#52 · (edited) Quote Reply

Wait, let me try one: I hope boobs manage to stop the sea level rise, but they'll always cause a rise in my pants. How did I do?

Displacement says otherwise —if they aren't handled with informed intention & positive attention. 🥰

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rhymeswithduck sh.itjust.works rhymeswithduck@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-18
#53 · (edited) Quote Reply

Did you steal this from u/Track_shovel right after they posted it? Your identical posts are right next to each other in my feed, posted an hour apart. If not, that's some crazy coincidence.

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Tattorack lemmy.world Tattorack@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-28
#54 · Quote Reply

I like all sizes of boob. Let's fight climate change together.

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UltraMagnus0001 lemmy.world UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
#55 · Quote Reply

Real enemy are people who don't appreciate all boobs.

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VicksVaporBBQrub Moderator VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-08
#56 · Quote Reply

Wait... so what are pussies for?

Cuddles and chaos.

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Cam scribe.disroot.org dawcas@scribe.disroot.org
Joined: 2025-07-02
#57 · Quote Reply

Poor booty, left behind per usual. 🥹

All your butts are belong to us me!

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wyldrstallyns lemmy.dbzer0.com wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-05-16
#58 · Quote Reply

All your butts are belong to us me!

Eyy, deep cut. 🤌🏼

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Lovable Sidekick lemmy.world LovableSidekick@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-10-19
#59 · Quote Reply

unexpected

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Lovable Sidekick lemmy.world LovableSidekick@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-10-19
#60 · Quote Reply

Titties Against Tyranny! Every kind of boobs united against every kind of corruption, exploitation, oppression, et al! Truly Of The People, By The People, For The People. 🙇🏼‍♂️✊🏼

Tits for TAT!

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wyldrstallyns lemmy.dbzer0.com wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-05-16
#61 · Quote Reply

Tits for TAT!

That's the oldschool cost for ink, too.

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dkppunk piefed.social dkppunk@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-11-19
#62 · Quote Reply

Cuddles and chaos.

Bunny!!

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Remember_the_tooth lemmy.world Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-01-23
#63 · Quote Reply

Yay! You're one of today's 10,000! 🥳

I love that XKCD. At this point, the 10,000 is my main social circle.

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NOPper lemmy.dbzer0.com NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-02-09
#64 · Quote Reply

Just the favorite one.

It's trying to hard to get back to that book.

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wyldrstallyns lemmy.dbzer0.com wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-05-16
#65 · Quote Reply

I love that XKCD. At this point, the 10,000 is my main social circle.

Wait, we get social circles?

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wonderingwanderer sopuli.xyz wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-12-31
#66 · (edited) Quote Reply

That's quitter talk. We need solidarity among boob owners. Let nothing divide us.

I don't make the rules, but boob owners aren't a monolith and good luck convincing every last one to stop giving boob to rich men.

If you find yourself questioning the veracity of that statement then ask yourself how Elon Musk ended up having so many offspring... it certainly wasn't because he had a charming personality or an attractive body...

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ickplant lemmy.world ickplant@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
#67 · Quote Reply

Did you steal this from u/Track_shovel right after they posted it? Your identical posts are right next to each other in my feed, posted an hour apart. If not, that's some crazy coincidence.

Haha, nope, I posted it as a result of cleaning out my camera roll from like 2019 and posting the memes I find. It is crazy that someone else posted it at around the same time.

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Ignotum lemmy.world ignotum@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#68 · Quote Reply

Except that won't work because rich people will always have access to boobs

Rich people don't care about boobs, all they care about is the age being is in the single digits

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ObliviousEnlightenment lemmy.world IzzyJ@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
#69 · Quote Reply

The other's just shy, but once you get to know her, she's just as amazing as her teammate.

You have no idea how much you just boosted my confidence

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NakshatraAstro lemmy.world NakshatraAstro@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-10-07
#70 · Quote Reply

Real enemy are people who don't appreciate all boobs.

True

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wyldrstallyns lemmy.dbzer0.com wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-05-16
#71 · (edited) Quote Reply

You have no idea how much you just boosted my confidence

That's awesome, and you're very welcome, fellow anon! 🖖🏼 Every breast is worth celebrating, especially by their bearers/owners. 🥳

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Darkard lemmy.world Darkard@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#72 · Quote Reply

Day 1: All boob access has been rescinded until real action on climate change occurs Day 2: Sweeping, global legislature addressing climate change Day 3: Utopian eco-boobular future

Ah yes, a Mammorytocracy

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Remember_the_tooth lemmy.world Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-01-23
#73 · Quote Reply

Ah yes, a Mammorytocracy

See also: Boobarchy

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rumba lemmy.zip rumba@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2024-09-24
#74 · Quote Reply

But what about C-Cups for Climate Change?

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bilouba jlai.lu bilouba@jlai.lu
Joined: 2023-08-20
#75 · Quote Reply

Big boobs feel too big to be desirable? Said who? Is it another US thing?

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AvaddonLFC on200.com AvaddonLFC@on200.com
Joined: 2026-10-06
#76 · Quote Reply

i remember you! lol

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