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The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-22

jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org Joined: 2023-06-12

You've seen Sixth Sense? Ghosts leave the cabinets open all the time.

lena@gregtech.eu Joined: 2025-01-19

Poltergeist.

tanisnikana@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-19

And I just looked over my shoulder to check, and oh, it’s me, I’m bitches.

MoffKalast@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-01-02

Must've been the wind

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip Joined: 2026-02-14

He snuck in to open the cabinets and gaslight you.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-16

I put solenoids in some of my cupboards that connect to my home assistant.

I just need to figure out how to lift the toilet seat now.

massive_bereavement@fedia.io Joined: 2024-06-14

Looks like rain.

Elting@piefed.social Joined: 2025-11-18

Your home assistant after I show it some spring loaded hinges:

Interstellar_1@piefed.blahaj.zone Joined: 2025-06-06

Sleepeating

Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2026-10-01

Yea sure, you do not need the home assistant but spring loaded hinges are way worse lmao, I don't want a cabinet that tries to close everytime i look in to it, annoying asf

StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-27

You'd get muscular shoulders from holding the doors open.

blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-08-23

My cats do that too!

Welcome to the nostalgia-filled piefed instance of yesteryear.

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If you have a question or comment you can post in !meta@retrofed.com or message @DosDude@retrofed.com or @Die4Ever@retrofed.com

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Some rules we try to uphold:

Be civil. Bigotry is not welcome. This includes (but is not limited to): transphobia, queerphobia, racism, ageism and ableism. We do not promote hate.
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Please don't upload pornographic content. (use an external image host for that)