Just think of how difficult it would be to transport that thing. That would weigh around 70000 kg / 150,000 lbs

It'd be easier to transport than it would be to fuck.

I beg to differ

And you'd be wrong.

But how could I fuck it without at least taking it out to dinner first?

Seventy mega-gram!

I dunno what kind of equipment you'd need to bore a hole into solid tungsten, but it might be easier to acquire than a crane that can lift something like that.

Taking it for dinner would require transporting it.

My half inch of solid blue steel bores everything.

Fuck

Things people would sell on Craigslist as "pick-up only"

This is why I doubt the claim

Clumsy phone calculation suggests, assuming about a four foot cube, this would weigh 34.9 metric tonnes and be worth $109,935 USD.

If that was a four foot cube he'd be tiny.

5' isn't like tiny tiny. Just short. I'm not redoing my homework

Dwarfism is defined as being less than 4'-10" tall.