I heard you're suppose to say extremely wrong facts confidently, and be a yes man suck up to whoever you are talking to. I think that's the current trend in the art of mimicking human behavior.

i failed when i became not a man

Smile. Show your teeth. Make eye contact. DO NOT break eye contact. Listen actively. Listen to what they're saying until they stop talking. Generate and vocalize a question or comment relevant to the conversational topic at hand. Repeat until they retreat in confusion/annoyance/terror.

Congratulations. You have won at Socializing.

~STEAL THEIR SKIN STEAL THEIR SKIN STEAL THEIR SKIN STEAL THEIR SKIN STEAL THEIR SKIN STEAL THEIR SKIN STEAL THEIR SKIN STEAL TH—~

unable to understand social interactions and people on a fundamental level

choose a bachelor degree in literally the study of human mind - Psychology

realise there is nothing fundamental about people, we are all subject to an innumerable amount of factors, and social interactions and psychology are culture-based and ultimately arbitrary

All because westernised NTs demanded I have the perfect amount of eye-contact while we spoke about the weather

There's something deeply disturbing that people keep insisting on but I don't understand: apparently we should be looking ppl in the eyes or something like that.

so long as doesn't turn out like that scene in Terminator 2

true ☺️

The irony of finally finding 'my people' at the point in my life where I have no ability or desire left in me to even attempt social interaction beyond non-sequiturs and memes.

Buffalo bill chill

I hear you. I'm right there with ya. I'm so beyond burned out. It SUCKS. I'm so sorry. 🫂

I thought I had a meme for this but apparantly not. I appreciate the solidarity though and the meme would have depicted that. Here is a pretty moth instead.

I can't tell if autistic joke or ai joke.

I'm terrible are reading subtext and body language):

ai

"I'll come back"

Buffalo Jill?