You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.

i gots to get on this! thnx for the money tip 🤑

Skill issue.

Try Trumpcoin, guaranteed to deliver results.

Won't even have any leftover WSB style

Just login to your bank once on a trump phone and you'll see how quick you can really go to zero.

Invest in yourself! Go to Las Vegas. Or Atlantic City. Either way, crypto won’t take your money faster than a casino.

I get tons of pay outs in Las Vegas but they're all from the ATM.

RITM pays a hefty divvy that beats that %

It's the best machine on the casino floor, you never lose.

Until you really lose

YOLO into RUG, it's my new coin that is guaranteed to always go up!

Long long ago, I was at the ATm in the Tropicana poker room in AC, and the screen had the “Insufficient Fundsl error burned in. That was pretty sobering. I left and went to a strip club.

Rookie numbers.

how do i short myself?

Or stay home, and gamble your crypto on the Internet! It's a lose-lose strategy!

Trumpcoin

Every crypto argument needs to start and end with a graph like this

Rage Inside The Machine

Found the guy who lost it all instantly in a tragic boating accident.

Yeah, that's a double whammy in the poker room. Even if you win you're taking the money from another person not the casino.

Like I said, guaranteed.

Removes the worry of having money and what to do with it 🤷‍♀️

Wonder how many backdoors there are on a Trump phone 🤔

Will Trump at least invite me to dinner?

life insurance

He didn't say what kind of result.

And at least casinos make you as comfortable, well-fed and drunk as possible as you lose your money.

Hate to say it, a friend of mine by sheer luck put money in trump coin a few weeks ago and is up on it. I told them sell so fast and never again soon as I seen the historical chart. Grifters be griftin.

Careful elon might steal your joke.