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"Why would I spend time bonding with my kid when I can just get an AI to do it for me?"
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destructdisc lemmy.world destructdisc@lemmy.world
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Cheese_man lemmy.world Cheese_man@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-09-07
#2 · Quote Reply

It will not only work for you, but will play and love for you, too.

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Ilovethebomb sh.itjust.works Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-08
#3 · Quote Reply

His wife is going to leave him, and he will have no idea why.

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damnthefilibuster lemmy.world damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-05
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I have a few friends who use OpenAI and Gemini to do this (generate new stories every night) and I do not understand why you would do so. There are a bazillion kids books out there. Just get ten of those and your kid will be happy for ten months!

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db_null lemmy.dbzer0.com db_null@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-02-16
#5 · Quote Reply

His wife is going to leave him, and he will have no idea why.

He will ask ChatGPT and it will give him an answer

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hendrik palaver.p3x.de hendrik@palaver.p3x.de
Joined: 2021-08-21
#6 · (edited) Quote Reply

His wife is going to leave him, and he will have no idea why.

And I think he wouldn't even care. I mean he's himself actively making an effort to get out of the relationship and replace himself by an AI. At that point it doesn't even matter if he's doing it, she's doing it and whether the replacement is made up of flesh and bones or electricity. He's dispensable.

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tjoa feddit.org tjoa@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-06-26
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I have a few friends who use OpenAI and Gemini to do this (generate new stories every night) and I do not understand why you would do so. There are a bazillion kids books out there. Just get ten of those and your kid will be happy for ten months!

there is so lovely media out there… often artists/storywriters who are parents themselves. there is no other niche that I know of where you can feel the love they put in in so many works. This makes me almost want to have kids. Well or at least become a children’s book author lol

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Helix 🧬 feddit.org helix@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-07-27
#8 · Quote Reply

He will ask ChatGPT and it will give him an answer

"Tremendous observation! You were right to try to be better as a father with the help of AI. You did nothing wrong."

Probably.

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Helix 🧬 feddit.org helix@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-07-27
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I have a few friends who use OpenAI and Gemini to do this (generate new stories every night) and I do not understand why you would do so. There are a bazillion kids books out there. Just get ten of those and your kid will be happy for ten months!

Or you could make a story up 😄

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Denjin feddit.uk Denjin@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-07-30
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I'm so glad AI is here to relieve me of the physically and mentally overwhelming task of checks notes spending time with my child.

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FriendOfDeSoto startrek.website FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website
Joined: 2023-06-12
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  1. Is this from Xwitter? And if so, why? Nothing on that platform is worthy of our time and attention.

  2. Even if it isn't Xwitter. This could be just a joke. Admittedly, not a good one. But a screenshot may not be enough to banish this father of the year.

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destructdisc lemmy.world destructdisc@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
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Is this from Xwitter? And if so, why? Nothing on that platform is worthy of our time and attention. Even if it isn't Xwitter. This could be just a joke. Admittedly, not a good one. But a screenshot may not be enough to banish this father of the year.
  1. Yes
  2. It isn't. He's doubling down in the replies
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decolo piefed.social decolo@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-06-29
#13 · Quote Reply

Yes It isn't. He's doubling down in the replies

Ooh, I'd love to see the followup

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diegantobass lemmy.world diegantobass@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-24
#14 · Quote Reply

It feels really good to have those anti-role models around

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Gladaed feddit.org Gladaed@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-06-26
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Increasing the reach of the mentals won't do good to your mentals.

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Pratai piefed.ca Pratai@piefed.ca
Joined: 2026-02-12
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That these degenerates think this is an acceptable method of parenting illuowhy they shouldn’t have kids.

Fucking morons.

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Waterpumpee lemmus.org Waterpumpee@lemmus.org
Joined: 2026-06-05
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I have a few friends who use OpenAI and Gemini to do this (generate new stories every night) and I do not understand why you would do so. There are a bazillion kids books out there. Just get ten of those and your kid will be happy for ten months!

Childrens books are expensive. A 20 pages one cost the same amount like a 700 pages roman.

We use the library but cant go there every week.

Thinking is hard after full workday + 6h intense childcare. Youll see what i mean when you have kids and do it without screentime. Zero.

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strawberry_enjoyer42 lemmy.blahaj.zone strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-20
#18 · (edited) Quote Reply

Childrens books are expensive. A 20 pages one cost the same amount like a 700 pages roman. We use the library but cant go there every week. Thinking is hard after full workday + 6h intense childcare. Youll see what i mean when you have kids and do it without screentime. Zero.

You could try thrifting :3

Also, you've assumed that:
A, this person wants to have kids, and
B, that this person does not have kids.

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Silic0n_Alph4 lemmy.world Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-14
#19 · Quote Reply

Childrens books are expensive. A 20 pages one cost the same amount like a 700 pages roman. We use the library but cant go there every week. Thinking is hard after full workday + 6h intense childcare. Youll see what i mean when you have kids and do it without screentime. Zero.

If you’re in the U.K., The Works will sell you 10 children’s books for £10, which is less than one hour of work at minimum wage for an adult.

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strawberry_enjoyer42 lemmy.blahaj.zone strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-20
#20 · Quote Reply

It will not only work for you, but will play and love for you, too.

Oh no, it doesn't do work, silly!

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apprehensivecrab1 lemmy.world apprehensivecrab1@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-06-22
#21 · Quote Reply

His wife is going to leave him, and he will have no idea why.

Don’t worry. He’ll be able to create a sycophant AI wife shortly after

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destructdisc lemmy.world destructdisc@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#22 · Quote Reply

Ooh, I'd love to see the followup

They're shredding him

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im_fine_sandy nord.pub im_fine_sandy@nord.pub
Joined: 2026-08-05
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Childrens books are expensive. A 20 pages one cost the same amount like a 700 pages roman. We use the library but cant go there every week. Thinking is hard after full workday + 6h intense childcare. Youll see what i mean when you have kids and do it without screentime. Zero.

I certainly wouldn't buy all our kids books brand new.

I do buy a couple of the hard cover classics.

I buy a heap from thrift stores. This is probably the majority.

We go to the library when we can.

I also pirate and print some.

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daggermoon piefed.world daggermoon@piefed.world
Joined: 2026-03-01
#24 · Quote Reply

These kids are gonna kill themselves. Don't have kids if you don't have time to spend with them.

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foofiepie lemmy.world foofiepie@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
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Childrens books are expensive. A 20 pages one cost the same amount like a 700 pages roman. We use the library but cant go there every week. Thinking is hard after full workday + 6h intense childcare. Youll see what i mean when you have kids and do it without screentime. Zero.

Interesting you used roman for novel. Are you Ukrainian or Russian?
Edit: I see this is the same in a lot of languages. Could be German.

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CheesyFingers piefed.social CheesyFingers@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-12
#26 · Quote Reply

"Tremendous observation! You were right to try to be better as a father with the help of AI. You did nothing wrong." Probably.

What does he need a wife for when he has ChatGPT?

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Klear piefed.world Klear@piefed.world
Joined: 2026-05-14
#27 · Quote Reply

What does he need a wife for when he has ChatGPT?

I dunno. Try asking ChatGPT.

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dustycups aussie.zone prex@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-06-27
#28 · Quote Reply

Or you could make a story up 😄

Or tell a story of your wild & sordid youth & make it sound made up.

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Scott 🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ lemmy.ca RodgeGrabTheCat@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2026-09-10
#29 · Quote Reply

In the words of Homer Simpson "It's funny cause it's true". Well, actually it's sad.

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okwhateverdude lemmy.world okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-01
#30 · Quote Reply

Driving a car requires a test and licensing. Somehow, raising a child doesn't require something similar.

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nyan_kas piefed.social nyan_kas@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-04-29
#31 · (edited) Quote Reply

Man, I feel kinda sorry for that guy. He must have had terrible parents, if he perceives story time as a chore instead of an opportunity to bond with your child. He should probably get some professional help to work through his horrible childhood. Though his next tweet would probably be „I‘ve replaced my therapist with an AI and now I‘m even more confident that everyone else is wrong!“

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rollerbang lemmy.world rollerbang@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-02
#32 · Quote Reply

He will ask ChatGPT and it will give him an answer

Answer: good that she left, she didn't go with the times

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whoisearth lemmy.ca whoisearth@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-03
#33 · Quote Reply

"Tremendous observation! You were right to try to be better as a father with the help of AI. You did nothing wrong." Probably.

Having to use AI daily I'm curious if I'm rare in this respect.

Do other people also hate the fact that the responses are modelled in a way that are basically sucking you off?

Then when you challenge a response (they lie so goddamn much) they suck you off even more.

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warm kbin.earth warm@kbin.earth
Joined: 2024-03-03
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His wife is going to leave him, and he will have no idea why.

Shit sticks together, what makes you think she would leave?

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aspirate2959 lemmy.world aspirate2959@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
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Having to use AI daily I'm curious if I'm rare in this respect. Do other people also hate the fact that the responses are modelled in a way that are basically sucking you off? Then when you challenge a response (they lie so goddamn much) they suck you off even more.

Absolutely. I must use Claude at work. I put instructions in my CLAUDE.MD to, "lay off the sycophantic bullshit. No praise or extraneous details, just deliver answers."

It doesn't work, per se... But it seems to reduce the attempted fellatio, at least a little.

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raspberriesareyummy lemmy.world raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#36 · (edited) Quote Reply

This is ragebait. Right? People can't possibly be that shitty...

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mycodesucks lemmy.world mycodesucks@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-08
#37 · (edited) Quote Reply

What more proof do you need that these miserable people are completely joyless than the fact that they immediately automate everything people find enjoyable just because they can?

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MousePotatoDoesStuff piefed.social MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-04-22
#38 · Quote Reply

They're shredding him

Screenshots, pls?

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4grams awful.systems 4grams@awful.systems
Joined: 2023-06-28
#39 · Quote Reply

This is ragebait. Right? People can't possibly be that shitty...

As a parent who interacts with other parents, I can assure you some are.

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FlashMobOfOne lemmy.world FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#40 · (edited) Quote Reply

Having to use AI daily I'm curious if I'm rare in this respect. Do other people also hate the fact that the responses are modelled in a way that are basically sucking you off? Then when you challenge a response (they lie so goddamn much) they suck you off even more.

I'm stuck using Copilot for work, and for 3-4 months I began every prompt with 'Do not comment or offer an opinion on my query' and eventually Copilot stopped with the sycophancy.

Now I'm actively working on deprogramming myself of the notion of speaking to it as a human and making a point to treat it like an old-school MS-DOS ish OS and give it commands instead of being conversational, because it's important to remember that this fucking thing is a computer program.

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the_riviera_kid lemmy.world the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-10
#41 · (edited) Quote Reply

That poor kid, Imagine your own father thinks so little of you that he would rather spend 10X the time to train a clanker just so he doesn't have to spend time with you.

I'm guessing some day he will be one of those oblivious assholes on facebook whining because his kids cut off contact.

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AmyAye nord.pub AmyAye@nord.pub
Joined: 2026-06-16
#42 · Quote Reply

Parenting hits different when you work in AI

Yeah, hits like mental abuse.

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Hudell lemmy.dbzer0.com Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-06-22
#43 · Quote Reply

I have a few friends who use OpenAI and Gemini to do this (generate new stories every night) and I do not understand why you would do so. There are a bazillion kids books out there. Just get ten of those and your kid will be happy for ten months!

I can imagine some reasons they would opt for this. First, the AI is always there so they don't have to do put in any effort at all in acquiring the story. Second they could make the stories tailored to what they want to teach their kid - regular kids books usually have decent morals and lessons for helping the kid become a better person and a lot of AI aficionados don't want that.

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the_riviera_kid lemmy.world the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-10
#44 · Quote Reply

Screenshots, pls?

https://twitterviewer.net/alvinsng/status/2107629587450806344

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then_three_more lemmy.world then_three_more@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-02-17
#45 · Quote Reply

Having to use AI daily I'm curious if I'm rare in this respect. Do other people also hate the fact that the responses are modelled in a way that are basically sucking you off? Then when you challenge a response (they lie so goddamn much) they suck you off even more.

I think anyone who isn't an American hates that, and probably even some of them. For Gemini at work I've got a custom gem set up with explicit instructions to cut that shit out and just be as factual as possible.

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then_three_more lemmy.world then_three_more@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-02-17
#46 · Quote Reply

I have a few friends who use OpenAI and Gemini to do this (generate new stories every night) and I do not understand why you would do so. There are a bazillion kids books out there. Just get ten of those and your kid will be happy for ten months!

Ten? They'll fixate on one that'll you'll need to read so often that you don't need the actual book anymore

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funkless_eck sh.itjust.works funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-07
#47 · Quote Reply

Driving a car requires a test and licensing. Somehow, raising a child doesn't require something similar.

What would you even test for that wouldn't accidentally be either testing for English language skills or the ability to lie?

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then_three_more lemmy.world then_three_more@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-02-17
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Childrens books are expensive. A 20 pages one cost the same amount like a 700 pages roman. We use the library but cant go there every week. Thinking is hard after full workday + 6h intense childcare. Youll see what i mean when you have kids and do it without screentime. Zero.

Expensive new maybe, but...

Secondhand shops. Both online and offline.

Charity/ thrift shops.

Places like Vinted and eBay.

Ask relatives and friends for books instead of yet another toy.

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whoisearth lemmy.ca whoisearth@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-03
#49 · Quote Reply

Absolutely. I must use Claude at work. I put instructions in my CLAUDE.MD to, "lay off the sycophantic bullshit. No praise or extraneous details, just deliver answers." It doesn't work, per se... But it seems to reduce the attempted fellatio, at least a little.

Yeah I might have to try that.

As an aside having used all flavours from a coding perspective Claude is just chef's kiss.

Copilot can burn in a fire.

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whoisearth lemmy.ca whoisearth@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-03
#50 · Quote Reply

I'm stuck using Copilot for work, and for 3-4 months I began every prompt with 'Do not comment or offer an opinion on my query' and eventually Copilot stopped with the sycophancy. Now I'm actively working on deprogramming myself of the notion of speaking to it as a human and making a point to treat it like an old-school MS-DOS ish OS and give it commands instead of being conversational, because...

Seriously and it will sometimes drop my name like fuck off you are not a person do not refer to me like you are

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Druid lemmy.zip v4ld1z@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-06-11
#51 · Quote Reply

What would you even test for that wouldn't accidentally be either testing for English language skills or the ability to lie?

You can set up a situation in which you observe the way a parent interacts with a kid. They way they talk with the child, the way they play together are all incredibly important for good language development and can be an indicator for how the parent will be interacting with their child at home once they're born.

Even having classes where future parents learn about how to raise their child in a good way would be a good start. Make it mandatory and not something you choose to do. Chances are that parents who do partake in such classes aren't the parents that need to be taught about it in the first place.

Point is, there's plenty things you can and should offer - everything's better than having nothing of that sort right now.

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