Yes, it'll be a bloody long time before I come back as a human, I'll tell you that for nothing.

He got reincarnated as a violent rapist?

If you secularize the idea of rebirth, removing any idea of cosmic justice, all you have is a hypothetical naturalistic process. What you'll be reborn as will depend on what's being born, and the odds don't look so great.

Here I come, Pelagibacter ubique.

Fun fact, the English wiped out their yew trees to make longbows

More like trillions of years. As a secular person, I do still hold out hope for the idea of some kind of afterlife. Like maybe this is a simulation or something like that, and we'll get to be reunited with all our loved ones and continue to exist, explore and try new things, read all the books that have ever been written, watch all the movies and TV shows, play all the games, visit areas throughout history that you could've never seen while alive, talk to all the famous people throughout history who've lived and died - you get the point - up until we tire of existence itself and commit ourselves back to the universal fold. Basically, the setting of the Good Place, once it was turned into the actual Good Place. I really hope for something like that, because going back to nonexistence bums me out, even if by definition we cannot experience it.

There's no reincarnation and no afterlife.
But comparison of human's life and duck's one made me thinking about it for a brief moment. Nah, human life is generally better and much more sophisticated.
But yes, ducks don't have to think about so much things.

Plot twist: He's reincarnated as a duck in a duck farm.

I have to search the image about this, but you know the even crazier part is that female ducks evolved spirals in the opposite direction

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In a species that is bound by no laws.

Meh, still better.

“You’re being reincarnated.

Roll the D100.”

Nature, as a whole, is a rapist, murderer, and cannibal far more often than not. Often all at once.

Edit: But there are also Quokkas, so it kind of evens out.

A wizard did it.

60% chance of being the first, 40 of being the last, if it was made prior of 2020 then 2nd and 3rd are the most probable with a 45% each

dont ducks try to gangrape a female duck.

i think capybara, koala, or sloth would be more better.

in australia there used to have massive duck and goose relatives, demon ducks and giga goose.

GOALS

I'd also point out the Capybara who while they do fight are chill like 90 percent of the time.

AFAIK koalas are rapists too. Living in the wild is brutal for every being, really

We still have them, though I do suspect a lot fewer than would be there naturally. We have now wiped out almost all of our woodland in general.

As a child I was suspicious of death. What is it? One moment you're alive and the next you're not. I reasoned that it must be a state of non-existence, just as was my state before my birth. I could not know that though. One moment I'm not alive and the next I am. As far as I knew one person died and another was born. If I were to die I might just be born again somewhere else. I was horrified: we're trapped. I never wanted to be alive. I am compelled to be. I do feel trapped. I'm plagued by procrastination in every aspect of my life. If I could choose I would choose to have never existed. I see life as a mistake.

Abstract absurdities such as Buddhism (below commentator mentioned it) have taken on a different quality as I age. I would have mocked such absurdity as a child--and I was often confused about people's fascination with fantasy (religions)--but time has given it a context. Life's absurd and if everything's absurd nothing is.

I would embrace death if I could get their fast, without this body refusing so completely. I think it's a fact that there's more suffering than pleasure in all aspects of life.

Everything I perceive is full of contradictions: if you were to love a partner you'd never wish childbirth upon them; to force pain upon them willingly and to put them at risk of death itself during childbirth. Every child is a mistake.

I feel there's two-parts to us. One that has a type of abstract logic and the other that has a real logic. They're at constant odds with each other. Some people are controlled more by one than the other, but no one is content in any capacity.

Because it's such a taboo topic I have no grounded reference, but I do wonder if everyone would rather not have existed.

Think of invasive species or whatever happens when a balance in nature is toppled. If they would be able to hoard more wealth they would do it.

Yes, with a corkscrew penis

He became a male duck...

Koalas are literally smooth brained and have chlamydia. Like they are so stupid that they don’t even recognize eucalyptus leaves (their favorite food) if the leaves aren’t hanging on the tree and you put the leaves on a plate in front of the koala.

He's try to eat it all, but he will not board hundreds thousands of times what he can possibly eat.

I can actually secularize the idea of cosmic justice. I can totally imagine the idea of karma being a completely mechanistic process, just extremely complicated and convulated involving multiple other dimensions.

The duck is trump??

Have you watched The Good Place?

No

Simple but beautiful artwork on this one, especially the "reincarnate-o" panel.

I predicted that you would say that.

At least it will be quack quick

dos unoooooo crows who mow

Well without spoiling anything, it sounds like it might be right up your alley.

Very funny and very thought provoking. They get pretty in the weeds at times about how something like "secular" karma-like system might work, and how the complexities of the modern world would make it essentially unworkable.

Where you're a slave but you dont have to do squat and they feed you and you dont have to pay them a dime. Then die before you're life is over before you become a trapped burden to yourself and everyone around you.

Unlike this life where you are a slave and have to scrape together to feed yourself and them...then you cant just simply die. no simple release. you must wither away.

There's no reincarnation and no afterlife.

less a fact and more a point of view just like everything else in which we can't possibly know while in this form of perspective.

almost like its intended in such a way so we can question our own ego on such things.

but what do i know?

nothing.

just like you.

Forget duck, give me life of an Orca. It checks every single checkbox for a fun comfortable life.

1. Endangered: humans won't fuck with them
2. Intelligent: one of the most intelligent animals on this planet
3. Apex predator: we kinda take this for granted. I dont wanna spend my life being chased by hawks.
4. No mosquito
5. They have great social life
6. I'm giant, I fuck with fishes, mom doesn't tell me anything cause she too is fucking with the fishes

Karma has been interpreted that way, as basically just cause and effect in the field of human ethics. It's also extremely misunderstood by virtually everyone in the west.

Nope. Get me back to the starting point but grant me my memories from my past life.

I am reading #4 saying "oh my god" while looking like the dude in the anti-AI memes who is stunned when the computer says what he told it to say.

It's also your imo
And i know precisely that i know nothing and never enough. But critical thinking is a nice practical skill to develop in this life, so i'm sticking with it. It helps at decision making like a lot. It also helps out in various other things.
Deal with it 😁

so what you are saying is that men are like Koalas. too stupid to see the truth and rapists pieces of shit.

ditto.

Here's my reminder to re-watch Scientifically Accurate Duck Tales.

Duck life with climate change. Life is a bitch.