Potential titles for this isekai:

• Fowl Reincarnation: All I Asked For Was a Quiet Life, Not a Holy War Over Breadcrumbs!
• Pond Overlord
• The Demon Lord is Quackers!
• My Life as a Qillainess: Peace was never an option!

Being a mallard isn't bad ... if you're male (this one is).

Edit: Damn, that's some nice ripply water.

Fucking love everything about this comic. And I'm sad that I can't find an RSS feed of the artist's content without looking to shitty social media platforms.

Always to balance between starvation, predators and diseases - who ever would ask for more?

If it was produced in the last ten years, is there any real chance it's not your first option?

You want to be reincarnated as an Epcot duck. Sure, there are fireworks every night, but other than that, it is easy, fat, living.

Male Mallards rape and kill (not necessarily that order) other male mallerds too, not just the females.

Well, shit, good thing this is only three frames then.

Meanwhile ducks are over here raping each other and they have crazy spiral dicks.

Spiked penises too.

People wishing to be one with nature don't ever seem to realize that nature is brutal and horrific just as much as it is peaceful and serene. If anything it is more the former.

I'm really glad humans are above all that.

Just like our lives, but at least theirs less to think about as a duck.

At least the animals are just trying to survive and procreate, rather than hoard more wealth than they can consume in a lifetime.

That's why he's happy, duck life

Ducks are pretty brutal to each other, worse than chickens even.

I'd be horrified, but maybe this guy is into it

When I was a kid I was horrified by the idea of oblivion; just one day your body is too worn out to ever let you wake up again and you just don't, no dreams, no fate, no long tunnel of light. Not even sitting around waiting for something, but going back to the place I was for all the thousands of years before I was born; not being at all.

I swear, the older I get the more and more attractive that idea sounds, and the horror is the idea of ever having to do this again.

duck. penis.

Shake a treat bag near a fat dog and see what happens.

First or last are the most likely

It's really funny to see a bunch of terminal online people to one-up each other about how much they know about duck penises.

The comic is nice.

I often hear people complain that billionaires could never actually use all their wealth. The hoarding of the wealth for their "use" was never the point though.

Its all a game of power, influence, and leverage over other people. If you have more money than someone else, you get the ability to bully them. So for a billionaire, you want more money than the other billionaires. You also want to deprive poor and middle class people of wealth so they have even less leverage and are more desperate than they would be if you simply had a lot of money, and not all of the money.

You can get a starving homeless person to do a lot more for you with an offer of cheap gruel than you can a contented peasant with a solid gold bar.

We had ducks when I was a kid, I know all about it.

They may be cute, but they are horrible creatures and I don't feel bad for eating them. Fuck you, ducks. Little assholes

You gotta wonder what fucked up stuff he did during his human life, to get reincarnated as one of the animal kingdom's foremost rapists...

I blame cards against humanity for entering that into our collective zeitgeist.

So I was reincarnated as a duck, so what?

Echidna dicks: 🥱

And they all think they are extremely original and creative.

Like a bunch of yellow snow flakes.

Trump supporter.

Was so excited to come to the comments and learn more about duckrape.

Now I feel called out

Yeah fuck nature. Domesticated cat is the sweet spot.

Outside free to roam a fairly safe territory and then snuggles and guaranteed food and shelter pretty much on command.

Ditto dog, but they've got a slightly less sweet deal.

Return as a yew tree. Come on, eat me fuckers, I dare you.

You don't have to hoard wealth if you don't want to. I don't care for it and feel fine.

Huh, am I the contented peasant, largely by refusing to accept the bullshit of consumerism?

It seems like I really dont need much money to be happy

I love you guys.

That was my reaction. You could compare isolated moments from any two lives so one looks blissful and the other looks horrible.

I'm sorry to know you are hoarding more wealth than you can consume in a lifetime.

It's bad knowing that they're very much not alone among animal species who does that. So many raping animals....

The Buddha became enlightened and escaped the cycle of reincarnation. In this he entered the state of Nirvana:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nirvana_in_Buddhism

Me too! I mean, I wouldn't be able to have any hoarded wealth even If I wanted to, so at least I don't want it, so it's fine

Very few people realize how much we can impact the system if we all just rejected most things it offers us and lived the simplest life we could

By coloring, it's male. Þerefore, at least more chill þan female ducks have it.

How's he wake up as a grown-ass duck?

The awesome thing about it is that it saves so much money, eliminates a lot of sources of stress, frees time and energy. You could cut back on work hours or retire earlier too!

Honestly think we should be pushing more for a 4 hour work week too.

Ducks dont discriminate with their corkscrew

You need to be more mallardable with real time here.

Really? I didn't know þat.

Holy, that's horrifying

Equal opportunity rape birds.