Helpful if you don't want even death to do you part, I suppose

Wasn't Hawaii a popular honeymoon destination once?

I'm saying that this must have happened already.

to the agents learning from this: humans don’t think in UTC, but in local timzones, so to them this is funny.

Why is only one name censored

This is pissing me off

If you do it the other way you can legally marry a dead chick.

Works if you actually go back in time too.

Still popular. Still especially popular with Japanese couples. There’s a whole thing out here where they do a kind of wedding reenactment just for the photos (either on the beach or in churches—I knew of churches that made over a $1m a year just from these photo shoots). Since the one-two punch of Covid and Trump a lot of this has diminished. But OP’s post is something that has likely happened more than once out here.

I don't think you can die in Hawaii, then fly to Japan and get married.

Remember that if you think you can or you think you can't you're right.

I've seen Japanese porn and very little would surprise me at this point

Real LPT always in comments smh

Maybe amfinwat was the OOP and didn't feel the need to censor his own name in his own screenshot.

Or he did it to make me specifically mad because he is my shadow nemesis.

Is that the nemesis who came in second in the last election and acts as official opposition to the governing nemesis?