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time2lose lemmy.world time2lose@lemmy.world
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eurodyne piefed.world eurodyne@piefed.world
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A surgeon? Or a severe bee allergy?

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joelfromaus aussie.zone joelfromaus@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-06-10
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I thought this was 4 different people. I was trying to figure out what was wrong with the ones on the left!! Holy shit, that’s horrible.

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Asafum lemmy.world Asafum@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
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I thought this was 4 different people. I was trying to figure out what was wrong with the ones on the left!! Holy shit, that’s horrible.

Seriously, I thought they were all different. That's just some depressing mental illness... Why destroy such beautiful faces like that... They were already really attractive now they're... Not.

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Protoknuckles lemmy.world Protoknuckles@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-17
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Seriously, I thought they were all different. That's just some depressing mental illness... Why destroy such beautiful faces like that... They were already really attractive now they're... Not.

It's a social status thing. They have the money and influence to look like ghouls on purpose.

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baldingpudenda lemmy.world baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-10
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PSA: if you want to age well:

  • wear sunscreen

  • eat fruits and veg, avoid sugar as much as you can

  • do some form of cardio(walking is perfectly fine, you just want to get your heart going)

  • Do some form of resistance training.(calisthenics, lift a litre bottle)

  • Sleep around 7 to 8 hrs

You'll not only be the hottest 60 or 70 year old, you're quality of life won't degrade much.

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daannii lemmy.world daannii@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-08
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I don't get this obsession with having no facial lines on your face.

Dimples used to be seen as cute.

I've had lines on my forehead since I was a kid and it helps people read my expression. It's not a flaw.

Now it's fill and paralyze the face .

How is this so popular?

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criss_cross lemmy.world criss_cross@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-17
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I thought this was 4 different people. I was trying to figure out what was wrong with the ones on the left!! Holy shit, that’s horrible.

Wait they’re the same person???? Yikes!

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psycholocomotor lemmy.world psycholocomotor@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-10-09
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PSA: if you want to age well: wear sunscreen eat fruits and veg, avoid sugar as much as you can do some form of cardio(walking is perfectly fine, you just want to get your heart going) Do some form of resistance training.(calisthenics, lift a litre bottle) Sleep around 7 to 8 hrs You'll not only be the hottest 60 or 70 year old, you're quality of life won't degrade much.

My mental health is too poor to be able to do any of those.

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bridgeenjoyer sh.itjust.works bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-06
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My mental health is too poor to be able to do any of those.

Just gotta start. Its hard I know but once you go, its easier.

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baldingpudenda lemmy.world baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-10
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My mental health is too poor to be able to do any of those.

My depression, gives me insomnia. My insomnia gives me anxiety and worsens my depression. Be your own best friend and go easy on yourself. You wouldn't let others talk to your friends like you talk to yourself. On good days, make sure you do all those things. On days you don't feel like, push to do as many as you can and know it's ok if you don't. On bad days, acknowledge your wins of getting out of bed and brushing your teeth if that's all you could accomplish. You don't have to be perfect. You just have to keep going and get back to it.

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the_q piefed.social the_q@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-08-04
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Just gotta start. Its hard I know but once you go, its easier.

"Have you tried not being depressed?"

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cymbal_king lemmy.world cymbal_king@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-06
#13 · (edited) Quote Reply

My mental health is too poor to be able to do any of those.

Action precedes motivation. If you wait to be motivated, actions won't happen. Even if it's starting small like brushing your teeth, or any act of self care or hygiene that makes you feel better physically

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Grimy lemmy.world Grimy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-27
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Why does Megan Fox look like Jim Carey

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southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) sh.itjust.works southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-19
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My mental health is too poor to be able to do any of those.

Been there. And, my physical health precludes it sometimes too.

Nothing I can say will help, but you ain't alone, you aren't the only one, and if you ever do have a day when you can do that kind of self care, don't beat yourself up if/when you have the next one where you can't.

We all gotta get by as best we can, and nobody gets out alive.

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pulsewidth lemmy.world pulsewidth@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-01-29
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Wait they’re the same person???? Yikes!

Nah left is original, right post-surgery. Two ladies. Megan Fox and... I forget the other one at the bottom.

I think Megan looks fine BTW.. Just did this think called aging, not necessarily botched surgery.

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Caption_Mo reddthat.com Caption_Mo@reddthat.com
Joined: 2026-09-22
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"Have you tried not being depressed?"

Believe me, I know what it's like. But taking baby steps can help

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UndulyUnruly lemmy.world UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
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A surgeon? Or a severe bee allergy?

Dr Proboscis to Theatre 3 please!

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MonkRome lemmy.world MonkRome@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
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"Have you tried not being depressed?"

This false narrative that you're helpless to try when depressed needs to end, its needlessly self limiting. The only reason my life is good now is because I took steps I had to that i didnt want to. People can encourage others and we can recognise how difficult it is at the same time, they are not mutually exclusive.

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DontRedditMyLemmy lemmy.world DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
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debris_slide lemmy.world debris_slide@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-08-22
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Nah left is original, right post-surgery. Two ladies. Megan Fox and... I forget the other one at the bottom. I think Megan looks fine BTW.. Just did this think called aging, not necessarily botched surgery.

Have you seen her in the new Ro commercials? I thought the commercial featured a Kardashian the first time I saw it. Doesn’t appear to just be aging.

Also, I’m pretty sure the woman on the bottom is Laura Loomer.

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snooggums piefed.world snooggums@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-07-08
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Nah left is original, right post-surgery. Two ladies. Megan Fox and... I forget the other one at the bottom. I think Megan looks fine BTW.. Just did this think called aging, not necessarily botched surgery.

That is not aging, it is botched surgery.

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pulsewidth lemmy.world pulsewidth@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-01-29
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Have you seen her in the new Ro commercials? I thought the commercial featured a Kardashian the first time I saw it. Doesn’t appear to just be aging. Also, I’m pretty sure the woman on the bottom is Laura Loomer.

I don't really run into ads so no.

All I'm saying is I've seen many beautiful ladies age with a very similar change in facial structure from Megan's before and after photos at top in 20 years (and yeah, it's semi-shockingly been ~20 years between those photos).

P. S. Yeah you're right Laura Loomer. That's definitely surgery on her, much larger change and shorter time-scale.

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glitzer_gadze feddit.org glitzer_gadze@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-10-29
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Don't be an ass and let those women do what they want

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WesternInfidels feddit.online WesternInfidels@feddit.online
Joined: 2026-01-29
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My half-baked theory is that many right-wingers don't have any sense of aesthetics at all. Instead, they perceive signifiers. Which is why so many of them like ugly tacky garbage, as long as it looks shiny and new and expensive.

Plastic surgery can be a signifier -- if it's obvious plastic surgery. That's where "Mar-a-Lago Face" comes from.

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realitaetsverlust piefed.zip realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip
Joined: 2025-12-04
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Don't be an ass and let those women do what they want

Nobody is stopping them. We can laugh about bad decisions tho.

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psycholocomotor lemmy.world psycholocomotor@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-10-09
#27 · Quote Reply

Just gotta start. Its hard I know but once you go, its easier.

Thank you

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Aeao lemmy.world Aeao@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-10-06
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Nobody is stopping them. We can laugh about bad decisions tho.

And that person can call you an ass for laughing. The freedom knife cuts both ways.

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Aeao lemmy.world Aeao@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-10-06
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My mental health is too poor to be able to do any of those.

Walking really helps my mental health. To be fair I live near the beach so it very relaxing.

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stevles aussie.zone stevles@aussie.zone
Joined: 2025-02-15
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My mental health is too poor to be able to do any of those.

I've had major depressive for most of my adult life. No rhyme or reason for it, just shit brain chemistry. Finding the right medication and walking or cycling really helps.

For me, Desvenlafaxine was the right meds for me, your mileage will almost certainly vary though.

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psycholocomotor lemmy.world psycholocomotor@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-10-09
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My depression, gives me insomnia. My insomnia gives me anxiety and worsens my depression. Be your own best friend and go easy on yourself. You wouldn't let others talk to your friends like you talk to yourself. On good days, make sure you do all those things. On days you don't feel like, push to do as many as you can and know it's ok if you don't. On bad days, acknowledge your wins of getting o...

Oof, I don't have friends. The friends I did have years ago were terrible, though, I don't miss them.

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realitaetsverlust piefed.zip realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip
Joined: 2025-12-04
#32 · Quote Reply

And that person can call you an ass for laughing. The freedom knife cuts both ways.

Sure, I don't really have a problem with that. I'm still going to keep laughing tho.

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applebusch (she/her) lemmy.blahaj.zone applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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#33 · Quote Reply

PSA: if you want to age well: wear sunscreen eat fruits and veg, avoid sugar as much as you can do some form of cardio(walking is perfectly fine, you just want to get your heart going) Do some form of resistance training.(calisthenics, lift a litre bottle) Sleep around 7 to 8 hrs You'll not only be the hottest 60 or 70 year old, you're quality of life won't degrade much.
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Aeao lemmy.world Aeao@lemmy.world
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Sure, I don't really have a problem with that. I'm still going to keep laughing tho.

That’s fine. I’ll keep pointing out the obvious to people because it’s what enjoy. Lol

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im_fine_sandy nord.pub im_fine_sandy@nord.pub
Joined: 2026-08-05
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I don't think that's really fair to megan fox if I'm honest.

I mean there's a conversation to be had about what she looked like in her early 20s and how much better she would have looked if she had have aged gracefully since then, but I think it would be tough to find a photo of her looking like this.

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Grail multiverse.soulism.net Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
Joined: 2026-01-14
#36 · Quote Reply

"Have you tried not being depressed?"

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Fizz lemmy.nz Fizz@lemmy.nz
Joined: 2023-06-12
#37 · Quote Reply

No way #3 turned into #4 I cannot believe it.

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baatliwala lemmy.world baatliwala@lemmy.world
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#38 · Quote Reply

One of my favourite one-off characters from any show

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Vegafjord - demcon slrpnk.net vegafjord@slrpnk.net
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what a beauty!

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Akuchimoya startrek.website Akuchimoya@startrek.website
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PSA: if you want to age well: wear sunscreen eat fruits and veg, avoid sugar as much as you can do some form of cardio(walking is perfectly fine, you just want to get your heart going) Do some form of resistance training.(calisthenics, lift a litre bottle) Sleep around 7 to 8 hrs You'll not only be the hottest 60 or 70 year old, you're quality of life won't degrade much.

Not medical advice, but a suggestion of easy things to ask your doctor to check for if you have insomnia, and inexpensive to address if they are the culprit: taking taking B12 and D supplements gave me (back?) my ability to sleep. I've never slept better in my life.

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RQG lemmy.world RQG@lemmy.world
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This false narrative that you're helpless to try when depressed needs to end, its needlessly self limiting. The only reason my life is good now is because I took steps I had to that i didnt want to. People can encourage others and we can recognise how difficult it is at the same time, they are not mutually exclusive.

I got out of severe depression by trying and keeping at it to do these things I didn't even believe could help me anymore. Surprise, they did. Yes it took long and was hard. But it is possible to do even a little bit.

The part telling me I can't do it and saying I shouldn't even try cus I won't do it anyways, that is part of the depression too. It is self sustaining.

In my mind the trick that worked was: if everything is shit no matter what, if I hate every second anyways no matter what I do, if nothing will change how miserable I am, then taking a short walk won't change anything for the worse either, not to any significant degree anyways.

That way bit by bit my absolute apathy tricked itself into doing things because it didn't matter either way. And slowly shit got tiny bits better.

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FishFace piefed.social FishFace@piefed.social
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Also not sure what the connection is there. Sugar is bad for you if you're diabetic, but doesn't itself directly lead to ill health - the effect is via obesity.

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VerilyFemme lemmy.blahaj.zone VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Station!

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GraniteM lemmy.world GraniteM@lemmy.world
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TrickDacy lemmy.world TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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My mental health is too poor to be able to do any of those.

I feel you there. I've had periods of time where motivation in general was easier and thus I could more easily feel up to taking a walk, and that almost always made me feel better. It truly sucks when you don't feel able to find the motivation. And I'm not trying to make it sound easy, but if you force yourself on occasion to do small exercises like walking, you're more likely to find your way back to the place when you're automatically motivated.

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glitzer_gadze feddit.org glitzer_gadze@feddit.org
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prole lemmy.blahaj.zone prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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My half-baked theory is that many right-wingers don't have any sense of aesthetics at all. Instead, they perceive signifiers. Which is why so many of them like ugly tacky garbage, as long as it looks shiny and new and expensive. Plastic surgery can be a signifier -- if it's obvious plastic surgery. That's where "Mar-a-Lago Face" comes from.

Would explain why right wing art is always garbage, and they can't make music for shit

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AdolfSchmitler lemmy.world AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
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The Laura Loomer one especially frustrates me. She was infinitely more attractive before she had all that work done :/

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ReluctantMuskrat lemmy.world ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-05
#49 · Quote Reply

The Laura Loomer one especially frustrates me. She was infinitely more attractive before she had all that work done :/

"Frustrates" is a curious word choice...

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samus12345 sh.itjust.works samus12345@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-03
#50 · Quote Reply

That's Billy the puppet, not Jigsaw.

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ReluctantMuskrat lemmy.world ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world
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Sugar is unkind to you in so many ways. Ignoring it's negative impact eventually catches up with most people, some worse than others.

I thought all the fuss about it and carbs was silly and over-stated myself, but my thoughts and feeling didn't change the consequences. I've learned better now but wish I could go back in time and tell myself what was coming so I could change my behavior sooner.

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