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ReluctantMuskrat lemmy.world ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-05
#52 · Quote Reply

Have you seen her in the new Ro commercials? I thought the commercial featured a Kardashian the first time I saw it. Doesn’t appear to just be aging. Also, I’m pretty sure the woman on the bottom is Laura Loomer.

Darn... I thought the same. Didn't realize that was Megan Fox!

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SippyCup lemmy.world SippyCup@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-26
#53 · Quote Reply

I don't think that's really fair to megan fox if I'm honest. I mean there's a conversation to be had about what she looked like in her early 20s and how much better she would have looked if she had have aged gracefully since then, but I think it would be tough to find a photo of her looking like this.

You've also probably never seen a photo of Megan Fox from when she was young that wasn't heavily edited to make her as attractive as possible.

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I_Fart_Glitter lemmy.world I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-28
#54 · Quote Reply

PSA: if you want to age well: wear sunscreen eat fruits and veg, avoid sugar as much as you can do some form of cardio(walking is perfectly fine, you just want to get your heart going) Do some form of resistance training.(calisthenics, lift a litre bottle) Sleep around 7 to 8 hrs You'll not only be the hottest 60 or 70 year old, you're quality of life won't degrade much.

First, these ladies aren’t doing anti aging surgeries, they are doing “have a different face” surgeries.

Second, the only way to win at the “wOmeN sHouLd jUSt aGe GrAceFullY” bullshit is to know that there is no winning.

You will be accused of “letting yourself go” or “getting too much work done.” Period. There are like 12 women in the world at any given time who will age in a way that is aesthetically pleasing to the majority, and you probably won’t be one of them.

So pick which you are more comfortable with and do what ever the fuck you want.

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AdolfSchmitler lemmy.world AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#55 · Quote Reply

"Frustrates" is a curious word choice...

Yes, because it means she couldn't see how beautiful she already was and that's frustrating to me when I think about it.

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OldChicoAle lemmy.world OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-26
#56 · Quote Reply

Who are these 4 different people? /s

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AdolfSchmitler lemmy.world AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#57 · Quote Reply

"Frustrates" is a curious word choice...

For a male example that "Clavicular" guy was very attractive before his surgeries too. I think there's something beautiful in people accepting and loving who they are already so all this elective surgery stuff gives me the ick.

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a_non_monotonic_function lemmy.world a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-10-22
#58 · Quote Reply

"Have you tried not being depressed?"

For fucks sake they acknowledged the difficulty of getting started.

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norealme lemmy.world norealme@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#59 · Quote Reply

It's always really scary.

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justme lemmy.dbzer0.com justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-04-17
#60 · Quote Reply

That's Billy the puppet, not Jigsaw.

the others are the patients, not the surgeons (who made them look this way)

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justme lemmy.dbzer0.com justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-04-17
#61 · Quote Reply

Yes, because it means she couldn't see how beautiful she already was and that's frustrating to me when I think about it.

it's often the social bubble they live/work in that peer pressures them into this.

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im_fine_sandy nord.pub im_fine_sandy@nord.pub
Joined: 2026-08-05
#62 · Quote Reply

You've also probably never seen a photo of Megan Fox from when she was young that wasn't heavily edited to make her as attractive as possible.

Yes, that's true.

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the_q piefed.social the_q@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-08-04
#63 · Quote Reply

For fucks sake they acknowledged the difficulty of getting started.

Yeah that's the hard part...

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Jax sh.itjust.works Jax@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-22
#64 · (edited) Quote Reply

The Laura Loomer one especially frustrates me. She was infinitely more attractive before she had all that work done :/

It could just be that I can't separate her from the ugliness of her character but, personally, I think she was ugly before and after.

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Psythik lemmy.world Psythik@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-21
#65 · Quote Reply

It could just be that I can't separate her from the ugliness of her character but, personally, I think she was ugly before and after.

Yeah it's probably that, because she was stunning.

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☭SaltyIcetea☭ lemmy.ml SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-07
#66 · Quote Reply

the 2 on the left look fine tho?

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M137 lemmy.today M137@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-04-17
#67 · Quote Reply

PSA: if you want to age well: wear sunscreen eat fruits and veg, avoid sugar as much as you can do some form of cardio(walking is perfectly fine, you just want to get your heart going) Do some form of resistance training.(calisthenics, lift a litre bottle) Sleep around 7 to 8 hrs You'll not only be the hottest 60 or 70 year old, you're quality of life won't degrade much.

"you are quality of life won't degrade much."

Words hard, apparently.

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Lumisal lemmy.world Lumisal@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-16
#68 · Quote Reply

the 2 on the left look fine tho?

That's the "before" photos

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Thebeardedsinglemalt lemmy.world Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-17
#69 · Quote Reply

I still fully believe someone did this all as a joke, people fell for it and plastic surgeons or just laughing their asses off all the way to the bank

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baldingpudenda lemmy.world baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-10
#70 · Quote Reply

"you are quality of life won't degrade much." Words hard, apparently.

Me talk pretty one day

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BeMoreCareful lemmy.world BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#71 · Quote Reply

Botox is a performance enhancing drug for liars.

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Kangae_Hishiryo scribe.disroot.org Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org
Joined: 2026-04-13
#72 · Quote Reply

To be fair, that happens for both sides.

Embrace equality, hate everyone equally!!!

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boonhet sopuli.xyz boonhet@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-06-16
#73 · Quote Reply

The Laura Loomer one especially frustrates me. She was infinitely more attractive before she had all that work done :/

Nothing special either way about her appearance before, but Megan Fox was legitimately one of the most beautiful women alive. Though I don't think she did it for Trump's approval at least (she started pretty early with the first boob job), I suspect it was her own insecurity and I'm not going to be judgemental of that, we've all got our issues.

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boonhet sopuli.xyz boonhet@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-06-16
#74 · (edited) Quote Reply

This false narrative that you're helpless to try when depressed needs to end, its needlessly self limiting. The only reason my life is good now is because I took steps I had to that i didnt want to. People can encourage others and we can recognise how difficult it is at the same time, they are not mutually exclusive.

The advice works, but only if you have the strength to do it and not everyone does.

Realize that some of these aren't just decisions you have to get right every day (like walking every day), they're decisions you have to get right 86400 times a day. If you crave junk food, you don't just decide "I'll stop eating it", you have to make that decision every second of every day, because if you slip once, you're fucked. It gets easier, sure, but the first days/weeks are brutal.

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boonhet sopuli.xyz boonhet@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-06-16
#75 · Quote Reply

Action precedes motivation. If you wait to be motivated, actions won't happen. Even if it's starting small like brushing your teeth, or any act of self care or hygiene that makes you feel better physically

Alright, now solve that for executive dysfunction

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CalypsoGirl lemmy.today CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-08-15
#76 · Quote Reply

All joking aside, I couldn't help but measure myself against this checklist and I come up short on cooking (I don't cook. Feed your own damn self because I feed my own damn self which doesn't involve cooking); wearing makeup (I don't wear makeup because I look fine without it. If I absolutely have to wear some, I hire a professional makeup artist to do it for me); listen to men? Only if they're talking to me and have something constructive to say and they're trustworthy.

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☭SaltyIcetea☭ lemmy.ml SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-07
#77 · Quote Reply

That's the "before" photos

oh.

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