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silence7 slrpnk.net silence7@slrpnk.net
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Actual policy: livestream firing squad executions

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Blibly lemmy.world Blibly@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-05-01
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The Onion is just regular news now jfc

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Amuro_eat lemmy.blahaj.zone Amuro_eat@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-08-20
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It’s not even satire

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frank sopuli.xyz frank@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-05
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Damn, the onion is just a prediction machine these days

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Assassassin lemmy.dbzer0.com Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-09-26
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Published: April 27, 2026

The onion is just a crystal ball at this point

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silence7 slrpnk.net silence7@slrpnk.net
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Published: April 27, 2026 The onion is just a crystal ball at this point

Been that way since they did Bush's inauguration speech. He didn't accomplish everything the Onion mentioned, but he sure tried.

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Assassassin lemmy.dbzer0.com Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-09-26
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Been that way since they did Bush's inauguration speech. He didn't accomplish everything the Onion mentioned, but he sure tried.

I knew which article you linked before I even clicked it. Do you think that onion writers discovered the secrets to time travel, but are only able to reveal what they know through satire due to convoluted time travel rules? That's obviously the only rational explanation.

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Raiderkev lemmy.world Raiderkev@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
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Been that way since they did Bush's inauguration speech. He didn't accomplish everything the Onion mentioned, but he sure tried.

Damn, I didn't know that they've been around that long.

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manmachine lemmy.world manmachine@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-06
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Damn, I didn't know that they've been around that long.

Their “holy shit, man walks on fucking moon” is also a classic

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djsoren19 lemmy.blahaj.zone djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-01-13
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I knew which article you linked before I even clicked it. Do you think that onion writers discovered the secrets to time travel, but are only able to reveal what they know through satire due to convoluted time travel rules? That's obviously the only rational explanation.

it's not time travel. If you just listen to Republicans, they'll gleefully explain the nightmare world they want to create. All the Onion did was treat it as a threat rather than fantasy.

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