picture showing a white, sticky substace coming out of Spidey's butt

"I thought he shot webbing from his wrists?"

"That ain't webbing."

With great power comes great thirst

Honestly i can see JJJ accepting these because it can be an hard stab to Spiderman's PR

"Oh it is webbing, you never gone wrist deep in yourself before?"

JJJ publishes them in an attempt to ruin Spider-Man's public image. The public instead is desperately thirsty for the spider-bod. Sales of the Bugle go through the roof. JJJ is consumed by the conflict between his hate boner for Spider-Man and his capitalism boner for selling more issues of the Bugle.

If Petra Parker gets titty pictures of Trans-Spidey, can the nipples be shown or not?

(I'm pretty sure JJ would censor them; he hates Spidey but he's not a scummy TERF or MAGA bigot)

(Art by nhim)

And The Bugle will be renamed The Bulge

No nipples should ever be censored. Chest, breast, and everything between can and should be shown and expressed without censorship.

Fuck every religious institution and forces and normalises the censorship of our natural bodies.

A decade later, it's been retooled into the most successful man meat mag in history and JJJ is an extremely conflicted billionaire.

Parker soon quit his job at the Bugle and built the startup OnlyWebs

"Alright, I'll buy them, but I'll have to Venmo you from my personal account."

Unngghhh I’m gonna weeebbbbb

One of their most beloved erotic cartoonists is Tom of Holland.

Mimi is in the year 3000.

c'mon The Bulge is right next door

My god the amerikkkan economy has crashed if spidey has to get an only fans.

please, need comic where clark kent is selling pics from superman

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Take. My. Money.