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PM_ME_SNEKS_IN_HATS lemmy.world PM_ME_SNEKS_IN_HATS@lemmy.world
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inari piefed.zip inari@piefed.zip
Joined: 2026-02-07
#2 · (edited) Quote Reply

Mine says I have a "magnum dong" wtf how do they know
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FancyPantsFIRE lemmy.world FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-03
#3 · Quote Reply
inari wrote:
Mine says I have a "magnum dong" wtf how do they know

You did order it off Amazon, what did you expect?
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Rose slrpnk.net umbraroze@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-09-18
#4 · Quote Reply

Amazon in the EU:

We're not supposed to store, let alone share, this customer information. But off the record... [glances around] [whispers] this person is really awesome. Like huge awesome. Can't tell exactly how due to the aforementioned regulations.
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MrScottyTay sh.itjust.works MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-09
#5 · Quote Reply
inari wrote:
Mine says I have a "magnum dong" wtf how do they know

Is it because you bought a monster condom?
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DupaCycki lemmy.world DupaCycki@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-08-17
#6 · Quote Reply
Rose wrote:
Amazon in the EU: We're not supposed to store, let alone share, this customer information. But off the record... [glances around] [whispers] this person is really awesome. Like huge awesome. Can't tell exactly how due to the aforementioned regulations.

"We can't collect and share personal data like this, but... If we could, I bet it'd say this guy is extremely handsome, popular, and rich. Hypothetically, of course."
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bedwyr piefed.ca bedwyr@piefed.ca
Joined: 2026-03-23
#7 · Quote Reply

No, it's not accurate dumbshit.
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PM_ME_SNEKS_IN_HATS lemmy.world PM_ME_SNEKS_IN_HATS@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-07
#8 · Quote Reply
bedwyr wrote:
No, it's not accurate dumbshit.

God this comment is so hot
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