Oh gosh, where to begin. How much time do we have?

I hate ads. I left TV because of ads. I'm. Leaving the internet for the same reason. There's nothing oon it to keep me tied.

Depends. How much money you got?

Just give us chapters 1 and 2 but with an intermission.

Let me make a mental note to write it all down tomorrow. I have a great track record of remembering stuff the next day. Thankfully tomorrow is Tuesday which is my day off.

Like, all of it? If you need some, I'll bring some over. Is there a bus stop near you or do I gotta walk?

Fuck, I don’t know … maybe it’s me … maybe it’s everything else

real life is also chock full of ads though

Nm, u?

No ! Fuck is wrong with you 😤

Well, it's much shorter to ask what's right with me, so why don't we start there instead, shall we?

OCD, low self-esteem, depression, anxiety, among other things.

removed im back out my coma err

Bruh they censor that? Lol?

Sure, all of of it. There is a bus stop right in front of my neighborhood. I'll have all the time in the world to listen to you. Wait.... you got like $5 to your name, don't you?

Ducks.
Fucks I gots no problem wit', but dese ducks aroun' heah, they gots beef wit' me an' won't say what for.

I haven’t bitchslapped anyone since Tucson

Me myself and I

Born too soon to explore the stars and too late to explore the planet.

They're about to sign over thousands in debt to your name, run.

I didn't know my [insert close emotionally charged relationship here] is on Lemmy! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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gestures broadly

I'm behaviourally challenged

You tell me

Everything