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Torn Apart By Dogs lemmy.blahaj.zone sixtoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-01-20
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BMX BIKES!!!!

I found love in the hall and it did not hurt at all.

<hot machine talk for robot girls only>

I am gonna force femme this bike so hard.
Gonna lube and dress it up and put it under me.

this is a side pic of my new beat to hell bmx bike

this is a front shot of my bike.

the bike is spray painted an ugly brown and has white electrical tape stripes, a flat back tire, no brakes, and a bent handlebar.
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ladicius lemmy.world ladicius@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-16
#2 · Quote Reply

Please exchange that handle bar. They can and will break unexpectedly when you need them the most, and that is under stress when riding up or down curbs and the likes.

No innuendo, just plain bike talk.
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apotheotic (she/her) beehaw.org apotheotic@beehaw.org
Joined: 2023-07-11
#3 · Quote Reply

Hell yeah bestie

Also relevant clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8JEbc7gfzA&t=12m35s
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Consensusallthewaydown lemmy.world Consensusallthewaydown@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-01-03
#4 · Quote Reply

Nice bike.
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Torn Apart By Dogs lemmy.blahaj.zone sixtoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-01-20
#5 · Quote Reply
Consensusallthewaydown wrote:
Nice bike.

thanks, terminator t1000
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psycholocomotor_no2 lemmy.blahaj.zone psycholocomotor_no2@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-10-10
#6 · (edited) Quote Reply

"Our bodies are a source of so much joy---" I'mma stop you right there.

Bikes, though, bikes never hurt me.
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Torn Apart By Dogs lemmy.blahaj.zone sixtoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-01-20
#7 · Quote Reply
psycholocomotor_no2 wrote:
"Our bodies are a source of so much joy---" I'mma stop you right there. Bikes, though, bikes never hurt me.

you're feeling me 🫂
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Torn Apart By Dogs lemmy.blahaj.zone sixtoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-01-20
#8 · Quote Reply
ladicius wrote:
Please exchange that handle bar. They can and will break unexpectedly when you need them the most, and that is under stress when riding up or down curbs and the likes. No innuendo, just plain bike talk.

i did something with that handlebar, lol
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Torn Apart By Dogs lemmy.blahaj.zone sixtoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-01-20
#9 · Quote Reply
apotheotic (she/her) wrote:
Hell yeah bestie Also relevant clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8JEbc7gfzA&amp;t=12m35s

i have rewatched this a few times, ok a lot, and every time i giggle. thank you
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apotheotic (she/her) beehaw.org apotheotic@beehaw.org
Joined: 2023-07-11
#10 · Quote Reply
Torn Apart By Dogs wrote:
i have rewatched this a few times, ok a lot, and every time i giggle. thank you

Very glad it brings you as much joy as it does me :3
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