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BilSabab lemmy.world BilSabab@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-19
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calliope retrolemmy.com calliope@retrolemmy.com
Joined: 2025-09-02
#2 · (edited) Quote Reply

watch out-here comes Spider-Man

This is why longer dashes exist, so you don’t get “watch out-here” one word away from Spider-Man.

Also, since it’s the pattern of his suit and the inside is a shade of red, at first I thought it was a cross-section of Spider-Man’s skin, making it look absolutely disgusting as a food.
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bobslaede feddit.dk bobslaede@feddit.dk
Joined: 2023-06-01
#3 · Quote Reply

Oh my... Is 2022 vintage? Its only like a couple of years ago... Right?
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BilSabab lemmy.world BilSabab@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-19
#4 · Quote Reply
bobslaede wrote:
Oh my... Is 2022 vintage? Its only like a couple of years ago... Right?

24 years ago
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cantstopthesignal sh.itjust.works cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-28
#5 · Quote Reply
calliope wrote:
watch out-here comes Spider-Man This is why longer dashes exist, so you don’t get “watch out-here” one word away from Spider-Man. Also, since it’s the pattern of his suit and the inside is a shade of red, at first I thought it was a cross-section of Spider-Man’s skin, making it look absolutely disgusting as a food.

Should be a comma. Also, they knew about the come joke right?
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roofuskit lemmy.world roofuskit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-03
#6 · Quote Reply
bobslaede wrote:
Oh my... Is 2022 vintage? Its only like a couple of years ago... Right?

2002
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roofuskit lemmy.world roofuskit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-03
#7 · Quote Reply
BilSabab wrote:
24 years ago

25 is the cutoff for vintage. I'm putting my foot down because I'm fucking old now.
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roofuskit lemmy.world roofuskit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-03
#8 · Quote Reply

Why does this poptart make it look like you're eating spiderman?
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BilSabab lemmy.world BilSabab@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-19
#9 · Quote Reply
roofuskit wrote:
Why does this poptart make it look like you're eating spiderman?

because that's the endgame
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BilSabab lemmy.world BilSabab@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-19
#10 · Quote Reply
roofuskit wrote:
25 is the cutoff for vintage. I'm putting my foot down because I'm fucking old now.

everybody's old and shit.
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6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ lemmy.world 69420@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-28
#11 · Quote Reply
cantstopthesignal wrote:
Should be a comma. Also, they knew about the come joke right?

That's why there's an inset photo pointing to the web: spiderman's webs are actually semen and the sperm are fully-formed microscopic spidermen.
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calliope retrolemmy.com calliope@retrolemmy.com
Joined: 2025-09-02
#12 · Quote Reply
6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ wrote:
That's why there's an inset photo pointing to the web: spiderman's webs are actually semen and the sperm are fully-formed microscopic spidermen.

That inset photo was what made me think it was skin in the first place!

So I’m… partially glad you said this.
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BurntWits sh.itjust.works BurntWits@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-15
#13 · Quote Reply
roofuskit wrote:
25 is the cutoff for vintage. I'm putting my foot down because I'm fucking old now.

I was always taught 20 years is vintage, 100 years is antique. Unless it’s wine, in which case a vintage is just a bottle with one specific year rather than a blend of multiple years or no age statement.
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ℓostme piefed.social lostme@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-01-26
#14 · Quote Reply
roofuskit wrote:
25 is the cutoff for vintage. I'm putting my foot down because I'm fucking old now.

so Shrek is vintage then :o
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roofuskit lemmy.world roofuskit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-03
#15 · Quote Reply
BurntWits wrote:
I was always taught 20 years is vintage, 100 years is antique. Unless it’s wine, in which case a vintage is just a bottle with one specific year rather than a blend of multiple years or no age statement.

We're moving the goal posts so I can feel less old. Sorry.
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roofuskit lemmy.world roofuskit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-03
#16 · Quote Reply
ℓostme wrote:
so Shrek is vintage then :o

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cøre leminal.space core@leminal.space
Joined: 2025-10-26
#17 · Quote Reply
calliope wrote:
watch out-here comes Spider-Man This is why longer dashes exist, so you don’t get “watch out-here” one word away from Spider-Man. Also, since it’s the pattern of his suit and the inside is a shade of red, at first I thought it was a cross-section of Spider-Man’s skin, making it look absolutely disgusting as a food.

I also thought it was a slice of flesh
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mindbleach sh.itjust.works mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-27
#18 · Quote Reply
ℓostme wrote:
so Shrek is vintage then :o

The years start coming and they don't stop coming.
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