I would watch the shit out of this

“Your Emperor, Mr. Bond, does he still protect?”

30xD6, shaken not stirred

I don't even play Warhammer and I would watch the shit out of this.

In Casino Royale, Bond had to win in order to bankrupt LeChiffre. By playing Warhammer instead, he ensures that LeChiffre is bankrupted either way.

Is Warhammer actually a game? I thought it was just grown-ups painting goblin figurines.

Kink shaming isn't cool

Best I can give ya is Henry Cavill vs. Dame Judy Dench.

Well yes, he's just not up to snuff on atacc at the moment.

Extremely Relevant Mitchell&Webb

Id take that if they are also both in a bath

Yeah, a table-top turn-based battle simulator. The units have ranges of movement and of fire and line of sight matters. People build interesting terrains and then pit armies of similar strength (I think by using a point buy system) against each other.

I played a round using a friend's sister's army against him and his once. I think his sister's army was from the Imperial Army. I'm sure he had T'au, because I remember his Kroot fucked me up with their movement speed, or maybe a wood bonus, something like that. The game was not bad, but didn't capture me either.

Dey should invent a rule where a third player can join in and wreck da Orks in a big Revolushun! We'd still get pasted by da oomies afterwards but we'd make sure at least one little Grot lives ta tell da tale.

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to draw four."

Literally a Pre-Primaris meme and it shows.

Rip thirty Boyz, it turns out they just kill both now.

LeChiffre owes money to games workshop. This sets up the final act where James bond has to defeat James Workshop.