I thought he didn't fly out of paranoia. It's a shame that none of his friends are unhappy enough with his leadership to scratch his plane like he did to Prigozhin.

more fuck around and find out than leopard ate my face

I agree. This isn't the right com for it imo.

May he crash and burst into flames (hopefully without hurting any innocent bystanders in the process).

2k dead a day Putin I sleep.

Delayed flight real shit!

Oh I so hope this is true

I don't think he took the train to Alaska.

The spirit of Prigozhin! OOOOooooOOOOooooooooooo

He rode polar bear with his shirt off the whole way whilst waving the flag of his people.

Fun to see, but yeah not the right fit.

If it was him and not one of the doppelgangers. I don't know what open source intelligence settled on finally.

If it weren't for Putin, we might have a Trans-Aleutian train.

Or maybe not, the Blyatskis use a really strange rail gauge, no?

How long will they Weekend At Bernie's him?

If all of a sudden Putin dropped dead. What would happen to Russia? Do they have a second on command?

I imagine there would be a war between the oligarchs over who gets the throne and it would be very messy.

Russia has dual guage rail between some border countries. So wouldn't be that unusual